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Funny Phone Call Quotes By Desiderius Erasmus: Our determination to imitiate Christ should be such

Our determination to imitiate Christ should be such that we have no time for other matters. — Desiderius Erasmus

Funny Phone Call Quotes By Derek Blasberg: Even on vacation, Rihanna's easy breezy chic is

Even on vacation, Rihanna's easy breezy chic is not complete without a red lip. — Derek Blasberg

Funny Phone Call Quotes By Rita Mae Brown: Piety is like garlic: a little goes a

Piety is like garlic: a little goes a long way. — Rita Mae Brown

Funny Phone Call Quotes By Barbara Cartland: As long as the plots keep arriving from

As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins. — Barbara Cartland

Funny Phone Call Quotes By Lee Child: Fence as far as the missing panel. Then

Fence as far as the missing panel. Then he started to run toward it. Then he died. I swung the sap and hit him. But he didn't go — Lee Child

Funny Phone Call Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein: The only thing privacy laws accomplish is making

The only thing privacy laws accomplish is making the bugs smaller. — Robert A. Heinlein

Funny Phone Call Quotes By Sandy Berger: [Saddam] Hussein maintains an active and aggressive nuclear

[Saddam] Hussein maintains an active and aggressive nuclear weapons program. — Sandy Berger

Funny Phone Call Quotes By Francis Ford Coppola: I know that if a film is ready

I know that if a film is ready to emerge out of what I write, I'll be able to go off and make it without asking anyone's permission. — Francis Ford Coppola

Funny Phone Call Quotes By Leo Kottke: All bad jazz sounds like Woody Woodpecker.

All bad jazz sounds like Woody Woodpecker. — Leo Kottke

Funny Phone Call Quotes By David Eagleman: Neuroscience over the next 50 years is going

Neuroscience over the next 50 years is going to introduce things that are mind-blowing. — David Eagleman

Funny Phone Call Quotes By Jerry Bruckheimer: We know as filmmakers where you draw the

We know as filmmakers where you draw the line. — Jerry Bruckheimer

Funny Phone Call Quotes By Elbert Hubbard: No one gets very far unless he accomplishes

No one gets very far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a day. — Elbert Hubbard

Funny Phone Call Quotes By Barbara Comyns: When I left the kitchen the whole family

When I left the kitchen the whole family were all gazing upwards at the dancing flies. — Barbara Comyns

Funny Phone Call Quotes By Henny Youngman: A Polish man had a bandage on each

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!" — Henny Youngman

Funny Phone Call Quotes By David Ogilvy: I can't stand callow amateurs who aren't sufficiently

I can't stand callow amateurs who aren't sufficiently interested in the craft of advertising to assume the posture of students. — David Ogilvy