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Your baby is crying, says the driver to Taiwo, the Ghanian way of saying your cell phone is ringing. — Taiye Selasi

There are more people living in Lower Manhattan now than before the terrorist attacks. That's faith for you. There's such a strong spirit here. — Daniel Libeskind

I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy. — Dave Eggers

The sages do not act from (any wish to be) benevolent; they deal with the people as the dogs of grass are dealt with. — Lao-Tzu

I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case. — P. Anastasia

You cannot do anything good for a dead man! Whatever goodness you want to do for him, do it when he is alive! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Old man with an old phone. That's never not funny. — Adam McKay

I eat meat, the rarer the better. — Dominique Swain

Don't do it gurl," he said with a wink. "You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend's husband's dick now drop it. — Ethan Day

That much sexual tension makes me want to hump a phone pole, and that's just not attractive in a pregnant woman. — Amy Lane

We project our ideas about ourselves into the heavens and call them ideas about God. — Richard Curtis

The security guy asked my name address and phone number, and then he asked me what was the difference between a condom and a cockpit. — Chuck Palahniuk

We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish people turn up. — Stephen K. Amos

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!" — Henny Youngman

And you out there: Aren't you somehow right here with me? — Garth Risk Hallberg

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh ... " — Steven Wright

I have thought that I have seen ghosts on many occasions. — Taylor Caldwell

Isn't it funny? You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody. But, a ringing phone has to be answered doesn't it? — Kiefer Sutherland

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she'd never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. — Dylan Moran

It's hard for me to know. I'll think, 'I really brought off my ideas, it's great,' and no one sparks to it — Woody Allen

Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it ... — Robert Pattinson

Want to enjoy an restful day? Wake up, turn your phone on, meditate, look at the sky - then toss your phone into the bushes. — Waylon H. Lewis

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? — Robin Williams

The phone beeped - M fine but these two guys R on me like cougars on Adam Lambert. — Elisabeth Staab

I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset. — Hannah Harrington

When I had my daughter, Louisanna, two and a half years ago, I started recording every funny or sweet thing she said or did on my phone. — Leelee Sobieski

I want to give you all of me. But will you want all of me when you realize I'm in pieces? — Jeannine Allison

I [dad] spent hours on the phone. Do you know with whom?'
'One of those psychic hotlines?' Dad gritted his teeth. 'If only ... — Rachel Hawkins

Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it's Focus On The Family or some Satanic organization like? — Andrea Speed

I was born in New York. — Peter Jurasik

Life is meant to explore the world, not computer. — Vijay Dhameliya