Funny Pet Quotes
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Funny Pet Quotes & Sayings
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Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
— Henny Youngman
I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat.
— Marty Pollio
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
— Eleanor Porter
My sister wanted a cat for a pet ... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
— Chic Murray
A Horcrux is the complete opposite of a human being.
— J.K. Rowling
I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me.
— Shaquille O'Neal
My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
— Anna Held
Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.
— Michael Morpurgo
To possess taste, one must have some soul.
— Luc De Clapiers
Drunkenness is a voluntary madness.' Can't think right off who said that, but it rings true.
— Nora Roberts
Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.
— Diane Messidoro