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I'm partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon.
— Cate Blanchett
I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness!
— Emo Philips
To me personally, it's nothing personal to me
— Ron Greenwood
A gentle, sincere touch has as much healing power as mighty spoken words. - Steven Thompson
— Gary Chapman
There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
— Darynda Jones
Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people won't.
— Stephen Mangan
The belief that all wealth comes from stealing is popular in prisons and at Harvard.
— George Gilder
I think it's fair to say I've always been a boxing fan.
— Walter Hill
Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
— Carlos Mencia
Every woman feels she is too old and has missed the boat.
— Felicity Kendal
Tell me a story, Pew. What kind of story, child? A story with a happy ending. There's no such thing in all the world. As a happy ending? As an ending.
— Jeanette Winterson
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.
— Amunhotep El Bey