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I'm partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon. — Cate Blanchett

I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness! — Emo Philips

To me personally, it's nothing personal to me — Ron Greenwood

How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another ... What's funny to you is a personal thing. — Les Dawson

We can't play stupid hockey, dumb hockey, greedy hockey, selfish hockey. We have to put the team ahead of our personal feelings. — Terry Crisp

A gentle, sincere touch has as much healing power as mighty spoken words. - Steven Thompson — Gary Chapman

There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. — Darynda Jones

Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE — A.O. Storm

Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people won't. — Stephen Mangan

The belief that all wealth comes from stealing is popular in prisons and at Harvard. — George Gilder

I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to! — Tanya Masse

I think it's fair to say I've always been a boxing fan. — Walter Hill

The same wind is blowing, and yet one of us may be cold and the other not. — Socrates

All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity. — Mark Twain

Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay. — Carlos Mencia

Every woman feels she is too old and has missed the boat. — Felicity Kendal

Tell me a story, Pew. What kind of story, child? A story with a happy ending. There's no such thing in all the world. As a happy ending? As an ending. — Jeanette Winterson

To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal. — Seth Rogen

No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer — Bill Gates

In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. — Amunhotep El Bey

The Democrats believe that if God did not want them to raise taxes, He would not have created the Internal Revenue Service. — Dave Barry