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My parents are both super funny, and I always knew I wanted to be on 'SNL.' My mom and I would watch it a lot. — Casey Wilson

My parents' marriage is a gift to everyone around them - 60 years of making their kids laugh. How many parents are actually funny? — Louise Erdrich

My parents never understood me; they were Japanese. — Chic Murray

My parents are both really, really funny, and my little sister is a really good painter, and my other sister is a really good writer. — Michael Cera

Where are all the sour patch parents? — Bo Burnham

Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows. — Wendy Lichtman

My parents were from New England. It's very funny, but when I grew up, you always had to say, 'Yes, ma'am' and 'Yes, sir.' — Cy Twombly

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents. — Marcelene Cox

My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio. — Rodney Dangerfield

My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ. — Tim Conway

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. — Socrates

Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue. — Moby

It's funny how much influence our parents have on us." "True. — Susan Wiggs

It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do. — Sean Covey

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. — Daniel Tosh

It's funny, when you start talking about primitive scenes, so many people have seen their parents having sex. — Gaspar Noe

If she rented the studio in town, I'd probably never see either of my parents again. Well, except for dinner. They usually showed up for food — Maggie Stiefvater

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education ... because they were both druids. — Milton Jones

Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt. — S.K. Tremayne

I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker. — Robert De Niro

Some people won't have kids, but I'm not going to have parents. I'm burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight. — Bauvard

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. — Margaret Cho

Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

T's funny, but your parents can give you everything in the world, but they can't teach you what to do with it. That, you have to learn for yourself. — Amanda Carpenter

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. — P. J. O'Rourke

When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back — Rodney Dangerfield

My parents are a bedrock. And I have three complex, strong, and funny sisters who inspire and sustain me. — Christina Baker Kline

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! — Lisa Lampanelli

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. — Norman Wisdom

I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing. — Pippa Evans

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. — Samuel Butler