Funny Parenting Quotes
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For every guy who loves being a dad, there's another who realizes too late that he's created something his wife loves more than him.
— Mark R. Brand
As far as how much you listen to the audience, you listen to them when they really hate something.
— Adam McKay
He wondered how a dog no bigger than a loaf of bread had accomplished so much damage in a matter of moments.
— Dana Mentink
People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul ...
— Jeannette Walls
Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath.
'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala
why am I even arguing about this with you? — Rob Thurman
'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala
why am I even arguing about this with you? — Rob Thurman
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.
— S.K. Tremayne