Funny Parenthood Quotes
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Funny Parenthood Quotes & Sayings
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All I want, is for you to love me. Not because of what I can do or what I look like, or because I love you - just because I am.
— Diana Gabaldon
Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.
— Robert Breault
The choice in politics isn't usually between black and white. It's between two horrible shades of gray.
— Peter Thorneycroft, Baron Thorneycroft
I didn't even know 'Vogue' existed when I was growing up.
— Christian Louboutin
Keep your dreams, you never know when you might need them.
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
I'd like to do one European film a year.
— Nick Nolte
And at the end everything is dust.
— Abdul Manan
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Linda's at her best when she's doing you a meal at home. That's when you see Linda. She cooks, she looks after the kids.
— Paul McCartney
Don't you hate code that's not properly indented? Making it [indenting] part of the syntax guarantees that all code is properly indented.
— Guido Van Rossum
When you're talking to the media, be a well, not a fountain.
— Michael Deaver
The worse the coming future, the more it should motivate its opponents.
— Leonard Peikoff
subgenres are products of the writers' urgent necessity to avoid tangling with a realistic
— William Gibson
He looked so profoundly disappointed in me that I wondered for a moment if he was someone I knew.
— Michael Chabon
I would look at a dog and when our eyes met, I realized that the dog and all creatures are my family. They're like you and me.
— Ziggy Marley