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I think the suffering, violence and cruelty and Guantanamo and the rest is going to go on and on in Iraq. — Clare Short

Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it. — Robert Breault

Sitting and watching a game show, or betting on your lucky numbers is not the price that most of the top 1% paid to become rich — Robert Kiyosaki

My parents never understood me; they were Japanese. — Chic Murray

Where are all the sour patch parents? — Bo Burnham

Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. — Daniel Tosh

At least that would be a new disgusting swamp experience, instead of a disgusting swamp experience I'd already had several times that day. — Seanan McGuire

If everybody likes you, you are doing it wrong. — Ben Michaelis

Sex and love are what make the world go round. It's the heart of poetry and music. — Vonnie Davis

Misery and poverty of a nation is associated with the conscious of its people not leaders. — M.F. Moonzajer

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job. — Doug Stanhope

My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio. — Rodney Dangerfield

I have 4 kids already, I don't need anymore. I'm a single parent. I'm taking them through Europe and make them play funny instruments. — Ville Valo

Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue. — Moby

Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent. — Daniel Tosh

For me, I guess I'm the acting equivalent of somebody that jumps off buildings and parachutes. — Joaquin Phoenix

Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

My life shines with God's radiant blessings when my heart is the color of joy — Thomas Kinkade

Gerry Dawes, I can't thank you enough for opening up Spain to me. — Michael Chiarello

Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent's past, there's leftover booze and contraceptives. — Bauvard

God is the Creator and the Giver of life, and the life that He gives does not run dry. — Brenton Brown

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! — Lisa Lampanelli