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Funny Parent Quotes By Clare Short: I think the suffering, violence and cruelty and

I think the suffering, violence and cruelty and Guantanamo and the rest is going to go on and on in Iraq. — Clare Short

Funny Parent Quotes By Red Buttons: Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the

Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Funny Parent Quotes By Robert Breault: Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed

Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it. — Robert Breault

Funny Parent Quotes By Robert Kiyosaki: Sitting and watching a game show, or betting

Sitting and watching a game show, or betting on your lucky numbers is not the price that most of the top 1% paid to become rich — Robert Kiyosaki

Funny Parent Quotes By Chic Murray: My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.

My parents never understood me; they were Japanese. — Chic Murray

Funny Parent Quotes By Bo Burnham: Where are all the sour patch parents?

Where are all the sour patch parents? — Bo Burnham

Funny Parent Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're

Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Parent Quotes By Seanan McGuire: At least that would be a new disgusting

At least that would be a new disgusting swamp experience, instead of a disgusting swamp experience I'd already had several times that day. — Seanan McGuire

Funny Parent Quotes By Ben Michaelis: If everybody likes you, you are doing it

If everybody likes you, you are doing it wrong. — Ben Michaelis

Funny Parent Quotes By Vonnie Davis: Sex and love are what make the world

Sex and love are what make the world go round. It's the heart of poetry and music. — Vonnie Davis

Funny Parent Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: Misery and poverty of a nation is associated

Misery and poverty of a nation is associated with the conscious of its people not leaders. — M.F. Moonzajer

Funny Parent Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: It is a sign of immaturity to believe

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Parent Quotes By Doug Stanhope: I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job. — Doug Stanhope

Funny Parent Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys

My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Parent Quotes By Ville Valo: I have 4 kids already, I don't need

I have 4 kids already, I don't need anymore. I'm a single parent. I'm taking them through Europe and make them play funny instruments. — Ville Valo

Funny Parent Quotes By Moby: Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional'

Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue. — Moby

Funny Parent Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs

Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Parent Quotes By Joaquin Phoenix: For me, I guess I'm the acting equivalent

For me, I guess I'm the acting equivalent of somebody that jumps off buildings and parachutes. — Joaquin Phoenix

Funny Parent Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Our parents would not be 'The best parents

Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Parent Quotes By Thomas Kinkade: My life shines with God's radiant blessings when

My life shines with God's radiant blessings when my heart is the color of joy — Thomas Kinkade

Funny Parent Quotes By Michael Chiarello: Gerry Dawes, I can't thank you enough for

Gerry Dawes, I can't thank you enough for opening up Spain to me. — Michael Chiarello

Funny Parent Quotes By Bauvard: Every child that receives life advice should keep

Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent's past, there's leftover booze and contraceptives. — Bauvard

Funny Parent Quotes By Brenton Brown: God is the Creator and the Giver of

God is the Creator and the Giver of life, and the life that He gives does not run dry. — Brenton Brown

Funny Parent Quotes By Lisa Lampanelli: I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ...

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! — Lisa Lampanelli