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They came out in a dim, damp basement - a generic sort of place, full of moulding boxes. 'You take me to the nicest places,' Claire said, and sneezed. — Rachel Caine

I'm somebody who believes in funny things, and laughing, but I do like for them to come from a place that addresses the human condition. — Natasha Lyonne

And this is the third place car about to lap the second place car. — Murray Walker

I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end. — Mitch Hedberg

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty. — Olivia Munn

This world's a funny place and it only gets funnier the longer you live in it. — Joe Schreiber

Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite. — Dylan Moran

Wanna see the rest of my happy place? — Dia Reeves

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place. — Jeff Kinney

You promise?"
"I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy

It's funny because Hollywood is such a small place that everyone really is less than 6 degrees of separation. — Kevin Connolly

It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars."
"I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed

Isn't it funny, how often we meet our destiny in the very place we try to hide from it? — Aiki Flinthart

Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've changed my mind, Tory. This is the perfect place to hold someone prisoner. I'm keeping this on file. — Kathy Reichs

Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place. — Murray Walker

It's a funny place, this world. Hate has rights. Love has none. — Torey L. Hayden

I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place. — Bill Bryson

Thats not a place where I'm considered good-looking. — Mark Hoppus

Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'. — Lauren DeStefano

California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen

My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money. — David Letterman

No place I'd rather be stuck than inside--er, with you, Dr. Morgan. — Kendall Grey

Scotland is a soggy sort it place, where birds and animals walk around uncooked — Peedie William

Yeah, I think there are a lot of things about Cleveland that I miss. Los Angeles is a funny place to live. — Monica Potter

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there. — Carrie Fisher

I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section. — Chic Murray

I work in a "you scratch my back, and I'll stab yours" kind of a place. — Kevin Kelly

If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb. — P. J. O'Rourke

The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place. — Macaulay Culkin

Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place. — Murray Walker

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go. — Alexander Woollcott

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan

It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed. — Chic Murray

This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place. — Peter Ustinov