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I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.
— Carl Hiaasen
They would get their shit together, and keep it together, and maintain it neatly and in good working order.
— Tim O'Brien
Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?
— Oscar Wilde
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time.
— Joe Girard
Funny, I don't particularly care for either "laws" or "order". Liberty is messy. Freedom yields imperfect results.
— A.E. Samaan
The thing is, all memory is fiction,
— Robert Goolrick
I'd like to be able to use Storm's powers for good, like have it rain more in Southern California. We could do with it.
— Halle Berry
Strength and character are built through adversity.
— Stephan Labossiere
I agree with Robert Louis Stevenson, who wrote, 'The man who forgets to be thankful has fallen asleep in life'.
— Joseph B. Wirthlin
You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order
— Josh Stern
In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.
— Benjamin Franklin
Women's propensity to share confidences is universal. We confirm our reality by sharing.
— Barbara Grizzuti Harrison
I try to write the most embarrassing thing I can think of.
— John Wieners
It's funny. Writing is a solitary task, but in order to succeed at it, you need other people.
— Kim Wright
What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'
— Carol Burnett
Sometimes you don't want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world.
— Tina Weymouth
There is a shyness about me, and I really need to get out more.
— Priscilla Presley
Just at present you only see the tree by the light of the lamp. I wonder when you would ever see the lamp by the light of the tree.
— G.K. Chesterton
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
— Henny Youngman
Jesus knew that all the commandments of the law of Moses rested on loving God and loving your neighbor
— Sunday Adelaja
We have truth in order not to die of art.
— Steve Aylett
— Steve Aylett
All men live in suffering
I know as few can know,
Whether they take the upper road
Or stay content on the low ... — William Butler Yeats
I know as few can know,
Whether they take the upper road
Or stay content on the low ... — William Butler Yeats
To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and law.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious.
— Stephanie March
Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.
— Saul Alinsky
I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Brutes leave ingratitude to man.
— Charles Caleb Colton
Unlike Tania, who was so slim, Rykoff looked as if he'd been given an order to get fat
an order he had been delighted to obey. — Henning Mankell
an order he had been delighted to obey. — Henning Mankell
In worship, God imparts himself to us.
— C.S. Lewis