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Funny Open Door Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my

Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Open Door Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Thought she said to leave the door open.""It

Thought she said to leave the door open."
"It is. It's cracked. That's Open. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny Open Door Quotes By Simon Dunn: Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another

Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick. — Simon Dunn

Funny Open Door Quotes By Don Roff: Love it when a compelling new character kicks

Love it when a compelling new character kicks open your mental door, tracks mud across your brain, and props their feet up on your cerebrum. — Don Roff

Funny Open Door Quotes By Jake Wizner: There once was a man who was sore'Cuz

There once was a man who was sore
'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore. — Jake Wizner

Funny Open Door Quotes By Steven Wright: Why is it, when a door is open

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door? — Steven Wright

Funny Open Door Quotes By Toni Andrews: He had waited until I had my door

He had waited until I had my door open, then driven away. The perfect gentleman. Sort of like Dracula just before he drank your blood. — Toni Andrews

Funny Open Door Quotes By Ash Gray: I made a noise of disgust, and I

I made a noise of disgust, and I think I would have stormed out if I knew how to open the door. — Ash Gray

Funny Open Door Quotes By Wes Locher: Our family was nearly torn apart on several

Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as 'too long. — Wes Locher

Funny Open Door Quotes By Steven Wright: I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open. — Steven Wright