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It is the sun that shares our works.
The moon shares nothing. It is a sea. — Wallace Stevens

It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it. — Jamie McGuire

Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around — Lisa McMann

Crap.
It's all crap.
Living is crap.
Life has no meaning.
None. Nowhere to be found.
Crap.
Why doesn't anybody realize this? — K-Ske Hasegawa

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think. — Elbert Hubbard

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic. — Natasha Leggero

someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rants
and her calming presence and - hello, irony. — Elle Kennedy

His eyes are a hazy swirl of
gray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm — Elle Kennedy

Law, without force, is impotent. — Tom Clancy

I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it — Elle Kennedy

Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone

If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke. — Chandan Sharma

I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity. — Ellen DeGeneres

Men of New England, I hold you to the doctrines of liberty which ye inherit from your Puritan forefathers. — Caleb Cushing

I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world ... — Whitney Gracia Williams

Discovering Samuel Beckett in college was a big deal for me. I realized you could be very funny and very dark at the same time. — Billy Collins

I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right.' — Mitch Hedberg

What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist! — Jim Norton

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. — Adam Carolla

Nothing is ever too expensive if it furthers the repertoire and artistic standards of a dance company. — Mikhail Baryshnikov

Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note! — Bob Monkhouse

Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women. — Zooey Deschanel

I want to be able to have a conversation with people. I don't want to be stupid. I'd like to have a life outside acting. — Callan McAuliffe

And all those things you listed right now, they're
things Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!" — Chris Rock

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have. — Will Ferrell

The world is changing. We cannot deal with the problem as we have in the past, or we will always end up where we started. — Sara Raasch

Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates. — Bauvard

Amy's story could have gone a million other ways, but she met me, and bad things happened. — Gillian Flynn