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If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. — Lisa Hoffman

Love is relentless, and so am I ;) — Keisha Keenleyside

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories. — Susannah Mansfield

Men's natures are alike; it is their habits that separate them. — Confucius

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

Dani in front of me now is not the same person I'm dealing business with.

Of course I'm different. I'm not working now. I'm flirting. — Rin Ahmad

It's funny how people can take up so much room
in your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. — Jimmy Reed

I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny. — Yasmine Bleeth

I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love. — Dorothy Fields

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches. — Rita Rudner

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

We are funny creatures. We don't see the stars as they are, so why do we love them? They are not small gold objects, but endless fire. — Saul Bellow

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. — George Saunders

Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina

Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert. — Sophia Dembling

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily

Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed
— Rachel Hawkins

You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic. — Richard E. Besser

Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they are obtained in the right way they may not be possessed. — Confucius

I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it. — Hannah Vandegrift

And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl — David Coleman

If I were you, I'd go and do that. : Vikalp
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! — Robert Knepper

Jesus loves you ... He's not 'in love' with you. — Jimmy Carr

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett

It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage. — Helen Fielding

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns. — Bob Hope

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on. — Solange Nicole

Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit — Shay Rucker

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? — Lily Tomlin

I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder

Summer was going to kill her. Whenever Love did tell Jacorey, that was going to be some funny shit. Rain — A'Zayler

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

It cannot be when the root is neglected that what springs from it will be well ordered. — Confucius

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. — Michelle Hodkin

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then. — Red Tash

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. — Bill Vaughan

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it. — Jodi Lynn Anderson

I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers. — Cassandra Clare

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. — Dick Van Dyke

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand. — Charles M. Schulz