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Funny Not In Love Quotes By Oscar Wilde: If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming,

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Lisa Hoffman: Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. — Lisa Hoffman

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Keisha Keenleyside: Love is relentless, and so am I ;)

Love is relentless, and so am I ;) — Keisha Keenleyside

Funny Not In Love Quotes By T.S. Krupa: I mean, my age is just a number.

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Susannah Mansfield: Do try The House by fresh new author,

Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories. — Susannah Mansfield

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Confucius: Men's natures are alike; it is their habits

Men's natures are alike; it is their habits that separate them. — Confucius

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Aimee Bender: We're like the couple on the sitcom that

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Rin Ahmad: Dani in front of me now is not

Dani in front of me now is not the same person I'm dealing business with.

Of course I'm different. I'm not working now. I'm flirting. — Rin Ahmad

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Marilyn Hilton: It's funny how people can take up so

It's funny how people can take up so much room
in your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Jess C. Scott: Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Jimmy Reed: If you just stop and think, baby, honey,

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. — Jimmy Reed

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Yasmine Bleeth: I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm

I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny. — Yasmine Bleeth

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Dorothy Fields: I'm in the mood for love, simply because

I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love. — Dorothy Fields

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Rita Rudner: Men love to be the first to read

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches. — Rita Rudner

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Love is bread and water to the soul.

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Saul Bellow: We are funny creatures. We don't see the

We are funny creatures. We don't see the stars as they are, so why do we love them? They are not small gold objects, but endless fire. — Saul Bellow

Funny Not In Love Quotes By George Saunders: The word 'funny' is a bit like the

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. — George Saunders

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Courtney Giardina: Love is a funny thing. It can make

Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Sophia Dembling: Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call

Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert. — Sophia Dembling

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Charles Bukowski: I feel no grief for being called somethingwhichI

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Lisa Daily: I'd like to say I'm not dressed up

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Rachel Hawkins: Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly

Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed
— Rachel Hawkins

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Richard E. Besser: You can't put a price tag on preparation

You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic. — Richard E. Besser

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Confucius: Wealth and rank are what people desire, but

Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they are obtained in the right way they may not be possessed. — Confucius

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Hannah Vandegrift: I love the world, just, you know ...

I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it. — Hannah Vandegrift

Funny Not In Love Quotes By David Coleman: And there's no "I love you" message because

And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl — David Coleman

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Shubham Choudhary: If I were you, I'd go and do

If I were you, I'd go and do that. : Vikalp
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I love being in love, but I also

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Robert Knepper: I love being funny! I started in the

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! — Robert Knepper

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Jimmy Carr: Jesus loves you ... He's not 'in love'

Jesus loves you ... He's not 'in love' with you. — Jimmy Carr

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Carol Burnett: I'm really not that funny in real life!

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Helen Fielding: It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go

It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage. — Helen Fielding

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Bob Hope: I knew the President would run for reelection

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns. — Bob Hope

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Mitt Romney: I love practical jokes and humor. That there's

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Solange Nicole: Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is

Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on. — Solange Nicole

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Shay Rucker: Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit

Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit — Shay Rucker

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Lily Tomlin: If love is the answer, could you please

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? — Lily Tomlin

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Ricky Schroder: I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.'

I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder

Funny Not In Love Quotes By A'Zayler: Summer was going to kill her. Whenever Love

Summer was going to kill her. Whenever Love did tell Jacorey, that was going to be some funny shit. Rain — A'Zayler

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Confucius: It cannot be when the root is neglected

It cannot be when the root is neglected that what springs from it will be well ordered. — Confucius

Funny Not In Love Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Josh Stern: If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Michelle Hodkin: Your level of neuroses will only find love

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. — Michelle Hodkin

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: She asked if I loved another woman, so

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Red Tash: Oh, I love you, June, I really do.

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then. — Red Tash

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Bill Vaughan: The tax collector must love poor people, he's

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. — Bill Vaughan

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Jodi Lynn Anderson: Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love.

Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it. — Jodi Lynn Anderson

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I see that even as the world plunges

I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers. — Cassandra Clare

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Tamsyn Bester: We drink to those who love us, we

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Mallory Hopkins: Oh you rebel you!

Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Dick Van Dyke: There's a lot of very funny people I'd

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. — Dick Van Dyke

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Holly Hood: Is that a rule? Do you have a

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Abhysheq Shukla: Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

Funny Not In Love Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand. — Charles M. Schulz