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Stress and sleep deprivation had a funny way of liberating the mind from previously held truisms, replacing them with a more compliant desperation. — David Z. Hirsch

America has become so tense and nervous it has been years since I have seen anyone sleep in church - and that is a sad situation. — Norman Vincent Peale

Give up your dreams; you'll accomplish more without sleep. — Bauvard

Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister. — The Undertaker

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

While I'm fixing up this idiot. I want you to get some sleep ... and tell Amano that if he bothers you, I'll break his other leg. — Julie Kagawa

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway. — Michael Summers

I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them. — Michael Summers

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. — Phyllis Diller

I had a dream about you last night ... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror. — Amy Summers

You will stay with me. You will sleep here at my side and you will touch me. I am depressed but not when you stroke my chest. — Laurann Dohner

I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself. — Woody Allen

I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear. — Michael Summers

Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself. — Anna Banks

How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are. — Jim Gaffigan

I really think I'd be better at, like, advanced napping techniques. — Tui T. Sutherland

You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny. — Chris O'Donnell

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews

I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist. — Michael Summers

It's four A.M.! Who goes to bed this early!? — Jeff Hirsch

No man is greater than his respect for sleep. — Ogden Nash

I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. — Michael Summers

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy. — Niall Horan

Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep. — Chic Murray

I had a dream about you last night ... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream. — Amy Summers

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out. — Mitch Hedberg

I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I'm very well endowed. — Bauvard

Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world. — Sophie Kinsella

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. — W.C. Fields

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard

Did he teach you how to bore you opponents to sleep? Because I think I missed that lesson - Allie — Julie Kagawa

I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. — Amy Summers