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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. — Steven Wright

How much truth can a spirit bear, how much truth can a spirit dare? ... that became for me more and more the real measure of value. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell. — Bob Hope

The hardest thing on earth is to know the ways of men and still manage to be in good spirits. — Stefan Emunds

My soul is the mirror of the universe, and my body is its frame — Voltaire

Now we must put our heads together and suck national security. — Mohammed Hanif

Be advised that there is no parking in Europe. — Dave Barry

Evangelistic preaching is what Daddy does, I never thought I would. — Franklin Graham

What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place on the Upper East Side. — Mark Helprin

She's a bitch. Fake people deserve to be treated like they're made of tin-or plastic. I recycle, it's OK. Besides, you know how I feel about robots. — H.M. Ward

The leader is a teacher who succeeds without taking credit. And, because credit is not taken, credit is received. — Laozi

Dreams and freedom are the same. In order for them to be, they come with a price. — Criss Jami

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine. — Tommy Cooper

Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer. — George Herbert

We can coexist well [with Muslims]. But there are fundamentalist groups. — Pope Francis

Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!" — Henny Youngman

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Our first responders risk their lives to help others. The least we can do is make sure they have the resources they need to do their jobs. — Ben Nelson

Just because it's true, I say as often as I can in as many ways as I can form, "I sure love you." — Mary Anne Radmacher

I learn from my mistakes. It's a very painful way to learn, but without pain, the old saying is, there's no gain. — Johnny Cash