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Funny No Parking Quotes By Steven Wright: When I get real bored, I like to

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. — Steven Wright

Funny No Parking Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: How much truth can a spirit bear, how

How much truth can a spirit bear, how much truth can a spirit dare? ... that became for me more and more the real measure of value. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Funny No Parking Quotes By Bob Hope: I don't bother to look for parking space

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell. — Bob Hope

Funny No Parking Quotes By Stefan Emunds: The hardest thing on earth is to know

The hardest thing on earth is to know the ways of men and still manage to be in good spirits. — Stefan Emunds

Funny No Parking Quotes By Voltaire: My soul is the mirror of the universe,

My soul is the mirror of the universe, and my body is its frame — Voltaire

Funny No Parking Quotes By Mohammed Hanif: Now we must put our heads together and

Now we must put our heads together and suck national security. — Mohammed Hanif

Funny No Parking Quotes By Dave Barry: Be advised that there is no parking in

Be advised that there is no parking in Europe. — Dave Barry

Funny No Parking Quotes By Franklin Graham: Evangelistic preaching is what Daddy does, I never

Evangelistic preaching is what Daddy does, I never thought I would. — Franklin Graham

Funny No Parking Quotes By Mark Helprin: What I did with his automobile was fairly

What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place on the Upper East Side. — Mark Helprin

Funny No Parking Quotes By H.M. Ward: She's a bitch. Fake people deserve to be

She's a bitch. Fake people deserve to be treated like they're made of tin-or plastic. I recycle, it's OK. Besides, you know how I feel about robots. — H.M. Ward

Funny No Parking Quotes By Laozi: The leader is a teacher who succeeds without

The leader is a teacher who succeeds without taking credit. And, because credit is not taken, credit is received. — Laozi

Funny No Parking Quotes By Criss Jami: Dreams and freedom are the same. In order

Dreams and freedom are the same. In order for them to be, they come with a price. — Criss Jami

Funny No Parking Quotes By Tommy Cooper: You know, somebody actually complimented me on my

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine. — Tommy Cooper

Funny No Parking Quotes By George Herbert: Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer.

Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer. — George Herbert

Funny No Parking Quotes By Pope Francis: We can coexist well [with Muslims]. But there

We can coexist well [with Muslims]. But there are fundamentalist groups. — Pope Francis

Funny No Parking Quotes By Henny Youngman: Another drunk goes up to a parking meter,

Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!" — Henny Youngman

Funny No Parking Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I love full on, like 65 mph in

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny No Parking Quotes By Ben Nelson: Our first responders risk their lives to help

Our first responders risk their lives to help others. The least we can do is make sure they have the resources they need to do their jobs. — Ben Nelson

Funny No Parking Quotes By Mary Anne Radmacher: Just because it's true, I say as often

Just because it's true, I say as often as I can in as many ways as I can form, "I sure love you." — Mary Anne Radmacher

Funny No Parking Quotes By Johnny Cash: I learn from my mistakes. It's a very

I learn from my mistakes. It's a very painful way to learn, but without pain, the old saying is, there's no gain. — Johnny Cash