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In a moment, we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite. — David Coleman

It was a typically British birth ... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward ... I came out in sympathy. — Bob Hope

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. — Bob Hope

The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last. — Gene Wilder

People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And I say, 'I hope so.' — Bill Bailey

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. — Carroll Bryant

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything. — Bob Hope

Your name. That's all I want. I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours. — Colleen Hoover

Hope implies that you think you have a chance at something. — Richelle Mead

And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose. — Gary Paulsen

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage. — Bob Hope

See you in the funny papers, he said. Jaunty, he reminded himself; always jaunty. In my panache is their hope for salvation. — Michael Chabon

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell. — Bob Hope

I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic. — Jim Norton

I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole." — Zach Galifianakis

I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check. — Daniel Tosh

I don't have sex drive ... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'. — Louis C.K.

I hope that the kind reader recognises this as a despairing attempt at humour. — Nancy Springer

Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on. — Solange Nicole

I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.' — Paul George

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. — Craig Ferguson

I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for. — Karl Pilkington

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open — Jim Norton

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. — Bob Hope

I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy. — Bauvard

The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees. — Sophie Kinsella

Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! — Lisa Lampanelli

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series. — Bob Hope

I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny. — Joan Severance

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage. — Bob Hope

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent. — Bob Hope