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Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs."
"I was curious! — Molly Harper
"I was curious! — Molly Harper
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.
— Steven Wright
We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't!
— Tamsyn Bester
It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever,
— Denis Leary
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name
and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis
and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?
Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva
Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ...
— Hiroko Sakai
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
— Lord Chesterfield
You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order
— Josh Stern
Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.
— Criss Jami