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Funny No Drinking Quotes By Molly Harper: Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird

Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs."
"I was curious! — Molly Harper

Funny No Drinking Quotes By Richard Pryor: I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor

Funny No Drinking Quotes By Dave Moulton: Why is American beer served cold? So you

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

Funny No Drinking Quotes By Steven Wright: I used to work at a health food

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright

Funny No Drinking Quotes By Tamsyn Bester: We drink to those who love us, we

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

Funny No Drinking Quotes By Denis Leary: It became sort of a snowball effect, with

It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever, — Denis Leary

Funny No Drinking Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: You know you have a drinking problem when

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name
and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis

Funny No Drinking Quotes By Louis C.K.: One thing I learned from drinking is that

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December. — Louis C.K.

Funny No Drinking Quotes By George Burns: I don't have a drinking problem. I drink.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. — George Burns

Funny No Drinking Quotes By Daniel Silva: So what are you planning to do with

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?
Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva

Funny No Drinking Quotes By Hiroko Sakai: When you paint late at night, drinking beer

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ... — Hiroko Sakai

Funny No Drinking Quotes By Lord Chesterfield: The only solid and lasting peace between a

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. — Lord Chesterfield

Funny No Drinking Quotes By Josh Stern: You always miss 100% of the shots you

You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order — Josh Stern

Funny No Drinking Quotes By Sarah Dalton: Yes, from drinking too much beer and generally

Yes, from drinking too much beer and generally being a tyrannical egomaniac. — Sarah Dalton

Funny No Drinking Quotes By Criss Jami: Drunken men give some of the best pep

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks. — Criss Jami

Funny No Drinking Quotes By John Duover: It was all fine until the girls started

It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.) — John Duover