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Funny News Quotes & Sayings

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Leave the table while you still feel you could eat a little more. — Helena Rubinstein

There's news that happens in different spheres and can be made just as funny, but it's not necessarily in the normal news medium. — Trevor Noah

Some of the furor that surrounded a Harry Potter publication was fun. — J.K. Rowling

Spend life with who make you happy not who you have to impress — Tera Lynn Childs

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions. — Andy Borowitz

When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over. — Katie Couric

Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or minus the facts. — Stephen Colbert

Me personally, I wouldn't put my kids on television. But to each his own. — Nick Cannon

I love playing music, so I think the whole John Varvatos look is kind of cool. I think he has a great style. — Henrik Lundqvist

Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first. I say the bad news. — George Saunders

Whenever I watch a documentary about the space, I find the news in the world very funny and dull! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Money? I lost all taste for it. — Taylor Caldwell

They cannot see that we must lay one brick at a time, take one step at a time. — Dorothy Day

I think I have better taste now than I did then. — Naomi Watts

Is there any good news?' Tesla said.
Who ever promised that? Who ever said there'd be good news? — Clive Barker

There is something in the nature of tea that leads us into a world of quiet contemplation of life. — Lin Yutang

Do you love me, Rain?"
"More than I knew it was possible to love. All the stars will fall from the heavens before I ever stop. — C.L. Wilson

It's funny being the big news every day - and the good news every day. — Charlie Adam

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny. — Seth Green

If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly. — Mitch Hedberg

My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that. — Peter Jacobson

Someone once said that blues and gospel were fraternal twins, close in spirit, neither one wanting to admit how similar they looked. — Ahmir Questlove Thompson

Terribly sad news about Stuart Cable, such a lovely, warm, funny, talented man. — Rob Brydon

Well, good news, " Blitzen said. "I found the bag. Bad news...I found the bag. — Rick Riordan