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Funny New Years Quotes By Aristotle.: Without friends, no one would want to live,

Without friends, no one would want to live, even if he had all other goods. — Aristotle.

Funny New Years Quotes By Katie McGarry: Nothing makes you think you might need years

Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother. — Katie McGarry

Funny New Years Quotes By Robert Ferrigno: People in a hurry get noticed.

People in a hurry get noticed. — Robert Ferrigno

Funny New Years Quotes By Bill Klem: Young man, if that bat comes down, you're

Young man, if that bat comes down, you're out of the game — Bill Klem

Funny New Years Quotes By Carroll Bryant: All I wanted for Christmas was a New

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. — Carroll Bryant

Funny New Years Quotes By Karen Thompson Walker: Ours was a sudden bond, the kind possible

Ours was a sudden bond, the kind possible only for the young or the imperiled. — Karen Thompson Walker

Funny New Years Quotes By Harold Laski: A second-class mind dealing with third-class material is

A second-class mind dealing with third-class material is hardly a necessity of life. — Harold Laski

Funny New Years Quotes By Linus Torvalds: Any program is only as good as it

Any program is only as good as it is useful. — Linus Torvalds

Funny New Years Quotes By Keri Lake: Gavin, Logan, Calix. Was there a sale on

Gavin, Logan, Calix. Was there a sale on trendy names when they were born, or something? — Keri Lake

Funny New Years Quotes By Adele Parks: There seemed to be an enormous space between

There seemed to be an enormous space between them all the time at the moment and it was easier to bear if they weren't in the same room — Adele Parks

Funny New Years Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: My new years resolution? I will be less

My new years resolution? I will be less laz ... — Jim Gaffigan

Funny New Years Quotes By Homaro Cantu: If you have time-release pills, you could have

If you have time-release pills, you could have time-release expanding cheesecakes. — Homaro Cantu

Funny New Years Quotes By Jacques Attali: Change is inscribed in noise faster than it

Change is inscribed in noise faster than it transforms society. — Jacques Attali

Funny New Years Quotes By Chris Eigeman: I genuinely don't like Los Angeles. L.A. is

I genuinely don't like Los Angeles. L.A. is this little petri dish of lack of morality. — Chris Eigeman

Funny New Years Quotes By Donna Jo Napoli: The world would be a better place if

The world would be a better place if everyone traveled.
~Miss Clarrie — Donna Jo Napoli

Funny New Years Quotes By MoZella: It's almost like you had it planned, it's

It's almost like you had it planned, it's like you smiled and shook my hand and said, 'Hey, I'm about to screw you over, big time — MoZella