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Funny New Years Quotes & Sayings

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Without friends, no one would want to live, even if he had all other goods. — Aristotle.

People in a hurry get noticed. — Robert Ferrigno

Young man, if that bat comes down, you're out of the game — Bill Klem

Ours was a sudden bond, the kind possible only for the young or the imperiled. — Karen Thompson Walker

A second-class mind dealing with third-class material is hardly a necessity of life. — Harold Laski

Any program is only as good as it is useful. — Linus Torvalds

Gavin, Logan, Calix. Was there a sale on trendy names when they were born, or something? — Keri Lake

My new years resolution? I will be less laz ... — Jim Gaffigan

If you have time-release pills, you could have time-release expanding cheesecakes. — Homaro Cantu

Change is inscribed in noise faster than it transforms society. — Jacques Attali

I genuinely don't like Los Angeles. L.A. is this little petri dish of lack of morality. — Chris Eigeman

The world would be a better place if everyone traveled.
~Miss Clarrie — Donna Jo Napoli