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WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY:
In your case, ED is not a man's name. — Robin Glasser

If my name was on a serious work like this it would never get fair treatment. They would all say I had tried to be funny and failed. — Jerome K. Jerome

WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: You wanna swing? Fine! See that tree branch? The one with the rope ... — Robin Glasser

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When? — Bill Hicks

Still this planet's soil for noble deeds grants scope abounding. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Wait a second," Clary said.
"I never understand why people say that," Luke said, to no one in particular. "I wasn't going anywhere. — Cassandra Clare

The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ? — Robin Williams

I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first! — J.K. Rowling

As a matter of history, the Fourteenth Amendment was not understood to ban segregation on the basis of race. — Cass Sunstein

You can't tolerate anybody attempting to threaten or intimidate your body. You must respond with force. — Ta-Nehisi Coates

I never say a funny thing intentionally. — Jayne Meadows

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave. — William Shakespeare

I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny. — Lorrie Moore

You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone. — Abe Burrows

My only regret involved the sad knowledge that I could not handle the amount of alcohol I would have enjoyed. Easy is the descent into Hell. — Robert A. Heinlein

David tells me that fairies never say 'We feel happy': what they say is, 'We feel dancey'. — J.M. Barrie

Reach for the sky but keep your feet on the ground — Phil Limbert

You can never look that tough in glasses ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass." — Jim Gaffigan

The only journey worth taking is the spiritual journey within. — Debasish Mridha

My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices. — Michel Gondry

You cannot separate your identity from your perspective. All that you are and every experience you've had color how you see things. It is your lens. — John C. Maxwell

Speechless, castaway and wry
a spellbound oddity am I
my feet are locked upon the clay
my gaze is locked upon the sky — Cecilia Dart-Thornton

They say to think within the box, but it's funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world. — Anthony Liccione

I worked hard at my four-year M.A., but got a 2.1. That was a big disappointment, as I wanted to write about history and thought I needed a First. — Saul David

I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie. — Mark Wahlberg