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Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ...
— Clive Barker
Never have more children than you have car windows.
— Erma Bombeck
Funny the way it was never enough to swear and promise just the once. You seemed to have to rethink and repromise every time the subject came up.
— Diana Wynne Jones
How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it? L. R. W. Lee
— L.R.W. Lee
I've never been to a prom or a dance; so it's funny, because we have dances on the show, and I'll be like, 'Oh yay! It's my school dance!'
— Ashley Benson
That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it.
— Scott Speer
I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.
— Noel Gallagher
I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.
— Jennifer Lawrence
Good's a pretty funny word. Never seems to have the same meaning to any two people" -T. Walker
— Holly Schindler
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
— Spike Milligan
My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices.
— Michel Gondry
You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun.
— Mitch Hedberg
We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny.
— Adrian Edmondson
Lea, you know you should never have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
— Christine Zolendz
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above ... so I never have to go upstairs.
— Steven Wright
Even though I never worked with her, it was still really cool to have Brooke Shields on set. She was so nice and so funny.
— Atticus Shaffer
American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off.
— Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.
— George W. Bush
Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all.
— Anne Burack Sayre
It's funny how, no matter what we have in life, we're never satisfied.
— Yasmine Galenorn
You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show.
— Chelsea Handler
Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
— Andy Borowitz
If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.
— Paris Hilton
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.
— Jonathan Winters
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis
