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Funny Nerd Jokes Quotes By Josh Sundquist: I kiss [her] even though I know that

I kiss [her] even though I know that if you kiss a girl before you are married to her you might get AIDS. — Josh Sundquist

Funny Nerd Jokes Quotes By James Dashner: If I can tell you anything today, it

If I can tell you anything today, it is that you should never, ever believe your eyes. Or your mind, for that matter. — James Dashner

Funny Nerd Jokes Quotes By Joan Jett: Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is

Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is so immediate. — Joan Jett

Funny Nerd Jokes Quotes By Kaui Hart Hemmings: I felt like I haven't had the typical

I felt like I haven't had the typical experience of a novelist whose book becomes a movie. — Kaui Hart Hemmings

Funny Nerd Jokes Quotes By Terence McKenna: You aren't an object. You're a process of

You aren't an object. You're a process of some sort. — Terence McKenna

Funny Nerd Jokes Quotes By Warren G. Harding: I am not fit for this office and

I am not fit for this office and never should have been here. — Warren G. Harding

Funny Nerd Jokes Quotes By Ted Turner: If I only had a little humility, I

If I only had a little humility, I would be perfect. — Ted Turner

Funny Nerd Jokes Quotes By Bernard Le Bovier De Fontenelle: It is beauty that begins to please, and

It is beauty that begins to please, and tenderness that completes the cbarm. — Bernard Le Bovier De Fontenelle

Funny Nerd Jokes Quotes By James Rozoff: As time and space are bent by gravity,

As time and space are bent by gravity, so too is truth bent by power. — James Rozoff

Funny Nerd Jokes Quotes By Paul Theroux: Winter is a season of recovery and preparation.

Winter is a season of recovery and preparation. — Paul Theroux

Funny Nerd Jokes Quotes By Leila Summers: Sometimes the only reason for us to be

Sometimes the only reason for us to be somewhere else is to see things from a different perspective. — Leila Summers

Funny Nerd Jokes Quotes By Michael Chabon: His dreams had always been Houdiniesque: they were

His dreams had always been Houdiniesque: they were the dreams of a pupa struggling in its blind cocoon, mad for a taste of light and air. — Michael Chabon