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Isn't it funny how the people least impacted by tragedy are the most eager to move on? — Lisa Unger

I used to roll up: this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny.
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money. — Rakim

I think it's beautiful
the way you sparkle
when you talk about
the things you love. — Atticus Poetry

Giulia Melucci has written a wonderfully funny and moving book. It's like Eat, Pray, Love, with recipes. — A. J. Jacobs

Rule number four for me as a writer? Plotlines are like sharks: They either keep moving or they die. ~J.R. Ward — J.R. Ward

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. — Kristen Schaal

On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk. — Walter Moers

I did what any good rat would do. I bit down on the guard's hand until I tasted blood. — Maria V. Snyder

We're going to move left and right at the same time. — Jerry Brown

In this respect, the history of science, like the history of all civilization, has gone through cycles. — Abdus Salam

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano. — Woody Allen

To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver. — Dave Barry

Keep moving!"
"Bea's arguing with the floor. — Joel N. Ross

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver. — Zach Galifianakis

The whitest robes, unless their purity be preserved by divine grace, will be defiled by the blackest spots. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say 'to hell with it' and move on. — Eminem

The truth will make us suffer. — Deyth Banger

The fewer moving parts, the better." "Exactly. No truer words were ever spoken in the context of engineering. — Christian Cantrell

I could tell something was wrong (everything was definitely wrong there, I mean something wrong in the already wrong thing). — Suren Hakobyan

Here's a guy who when he runs, he moves faster. — John Madden

Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving — Mira Grant

I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you. — Steven Strogatz

Life's to short to worry so much about what you get done in one day. — Amanda Penland

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all. — Steven Wright

But ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to stay put. — Lena Dunham

It's funny, but ... you're sort of a moving target for fortune, and you never know when it will befall you. — Thomas McGuane

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks

The cure for moving too fast is just to slow down. — William E. Coles Jr.

If in doubt, move decisions up to the President. — Donald Rumsfeld

Hysterical in The Mask; funny yet moving in The Truman Show. — Jim Carrey

Faith never goes contrary to reason
faith simply ignores reason and rises above it. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

When someone close to you dies, move seats. — Jimmy Carr

Shadows cannot see themselves in the mirror of the sun. — Evita Peron

I don't want people following Jon Kabat-Zinn. I want them following themselves. — Jon Kabat-Zinn

Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out. — Rich Vos

I have two lives and yet I'm a ghost. — Jessica Shirvington

citizens see their government's primary responsibility as being to keep them safe. After — Ali Khan

The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way. — James Mangold