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In a moment, we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite. — David Coleman

After a long moment, Laurent said, I'm going to need some help standing up. — C.S. Pacat

It's funny how you can be mad at someone one moment and want to hug them the next. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh

It was slushy snow," I clarified.
"Very slushy," Adrian confirmed. — Temple West

Being fed, and having a soft bed, and other people being in charge, seemed the most wonderful prospect in the world at that moment. — J.K. Rowling

Who are you?' Gaia gasped.
The girl froze for a moment.
Looked at her. Smiled and said, 'Who am I? I'm the Breeze, bitch! — Michael Grant

In that moment, I wanted to punch myself in the face. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Excuse me for a moment, will ye. I think I have to talk to the river,' he said unsteadily and flopped over the side-rail. — Ian Livingstone

It's in our own lives, every single day, whether we recognize it as funny at the moment or not. — Sean Astin

It may not seem funny now, because it's happening to us, but centuries from this moment, people will laugh in wonder. — Matt Taibbi

Funny, no matter how fast one travels, the past is just a moment, just a thought away. — Van Heerling

Roses are read, violets are blue; I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you. — L.A. Casey

I Don't care which president is sucking your dick at the moment, I will not be a party to the killing of innocent men! — Brandice Snowden Demon's Veil

It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all. — Sylvie Meis

Is he following? Can you have a flaming gay moment or something and check?"
"Why do I have to be the flaming gay one? — Finn Marlowe

Time was funny like that. If you didn't keep track of it, make the most of every moment, it could run away from you. — Donna Augustine

Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander. — Eoin Colfer

I was never over-weight, just under-tall. The correct height for my weight at the moment is seven feet ten and a half inches. — Brendan Grace

No, I don't like you, I just thought you were cute enough to kiss you. — Frank Ocean

Yeah, it's a kodak moment. Quick, take a picture.
Sarah scoffs. I stick my tongue out at her. — Annie Brewer

Good shot."
"Not really. I was aiming for his balls. — Laurann Dohner

It's funny, in a human kind of way, how we can convince ourselves that we're in control at the very moment we are beginning to lose it. — William Moyers

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over. — Amy Sedaris

They all folded their arms across their chests at exactly the same moment. It was a little bit funny, but mostly menacing. And — Stephenie Meyer

I was eight feet tall and made of metal again, and oh how I'd missed it so. — Andrew Seiple

Today a newcomer to the state is automatically eligible for our many aid programs the moment he crosses the border. — Ronald Reagan

The American's head are on their chins a little bit at the moment — Ron Pickering

The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery. — Rachel Vincent

People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required. — Wes Adamson

It is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny. — Margaret Deland

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. — Oscar Wilde

I often arrive at quite sensible ideas and judgements, on the spur of the moment. It is when I stop to think that I become foolish. — Jerome K. Jerome

The moment was surreal. A sometimes-autistic young man with two identities lecturing a room full of zombies on feelings and realities. — Jonathan Friesen

Bak stood a moment, as though considering whether the sum total of their shared working life was ending in a minus or a plus. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer. — Kelly Ripa

Humor is unavoidable. It might not feel funny in the moment, but more often than not there's a light at the end of the tunnel. — Ron Howard

No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe we can talk tomorrow, but I'm going to be in and out all day."
"That's what he said," she purred. — Dannika Dark

Honestly, he could be adorable, and at the moment she had the feeling he wasn't even trying. — Jen Turano

Heya, Arlene. What's shakin'?" Cotton greeted.
"Don't shift some of this weight, everything," Arlene replied. — Kristen Ashley

it's funny how the same structure could imprison you and the next moment it could be where you felt safest. It was all perspective. Abel — Kenan Hillard

Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet? — Felix J. Palma

Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. — Carl Friedrich Gauss

At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader. — Denis Markell

That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs. — Kasey Collin P. Dumdum

The trouble with improv is that it is often about being funny in the moment without any real consideration for the bigger picture. — Simon Pegg