Funny Molly Quotes: top 28 famous quotes about Funny Molly

Funny Molly Quotes & Sayings

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Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs."
"I was curious! — Molly Harper

I adore America. It's an extraordinary country. A new country. — Yves Saint-Laurent

Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory. — Molly Harper

He could only do rowdy because he felt what I felt: that whip-crack unleashing that comes when you meet the person who frees you — Christina Lauren

You deserve what you tollerate. — Ramon Colon-Lopez

Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady? — Molly Harper

My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa. — Molly Harper

Sometimes letting someone go is the ultimate act of love. — Cassia Leo

I'd like to widen my education. I'd definitely like to widen my film range. I mean, I'd love to do some theater. — Brendan Sexton III

Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD. — Molly Harper

And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me. — Molly Ivins

To be properly wicked, you do not have to break the Law. Just observe it to the letter. — Anthony De Mello

The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock. — Peter S. Beagle

I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious. — Molly Ivins

My definition of a star is someone who really lasts for a very long time. — Lauren Bacall

Zeb was kindergarten teacher
a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. — Molly Harper

Love? Love is for children and poor people... — Molly Harper

Misery, thy name is Mudslide — Molly Harper

This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel! — Molly Harper

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? — Molly Harper

All politicians lie;
some of them steal too.
30+ year Washington columnist — John A. McCormick

After the children grew up, I began to focus on my writing. My first books were part of a trilogy ... The 'Wind Dance' trilogy. — Iris Johansen

Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done. — Fred Allen

All the gestures of children are graceful; the reign of distortion and unnatural attitudes commences with the introduction of the dancing master. — Joshua Reynolds

Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil. — Molly Harper

War cannot be used as a means to prevent or abolish wars ... The idea of a war to prevent war is one of its oldest, and cruelest, tricks. — Barbara Ehrenreich

And as we stray further from love, we multiply the words. Had we remained together we could have become a silence. — Yehuda Amichai

Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him. — Molly Harper