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Funny Missing Quotes By Jodi Picoult: I have fought, I have cried, and now,

I have fought, I have cried, and now, I am not sure what else to do. — Jodi Picoult

Funny Missing Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: What is your specific mission in life?

What is your specific mission in life? — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Missing Quotes By Chic Murray: I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb

I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing. — Chic Murray

Funny Missing Quotes By Spike Lee: I miss my brother. Prince was a funny

I miss my brother. Prince was a funny cat. Great sence of humor. — Spike Lee

Funny Missing Quotes By Percy Bysshe Shelley: Poetry is a sword of lightning, ever unsheathed,

Poetry is a sword of lightning, ever unsheathed, which consumes the scabbard that would contain it. — Percy Bysshe Shelley

Funny Missing Quotes By Steven Wright: I was thinking that women should put pictures

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. — Steven Wright

Funny Missing Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: There is a number missing. I can see

There is a number missing. I can see it. — Eugene Ormandy

Funny Missing Quotes By Kevin Hart: What? Okay, back up. How in the hell

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'? — Kevin Hart

Funny Missing Quotes By Cilla Black: I do not miss ITV, God no! Have

I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately? — Cilla Black

Funny Missing Quotes By D.K. Hamilton: That's the funny thing about life...you don't know

That's the funny thing about life...you don't know you're missing something. Then when you get it, you don't know what you'd do without it. — D.K. Hamilton

Funny Missing Quotes By Mark Wahlberg: I miss being able to wake up when

I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. — Mark Wahlberg

Funny Missing Quotes By Groucho Marx: Anyone who says he can see through women

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. — Groucho Marx

Funny Missing Quotes By Erich Fromm: Boredom is nothing but the experience of a

Boredom is nothing but the experience of a paralysis of our productive powers. — Erich Fromm

Funny Missing Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Unbeknown to us, some of the people who

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Missing Quotes By Lisa Ling: We live in a culture where we're bombarded

We live in a culture where we're bombarded with so much noise and so much insecurity. — Lisa Ling

Funny Missing Quotes By Harold S. Kushner: The circumstances of your life have uniquely qualified

The circumstances of your life have uniquely qualified you to make a contribution. And if you don't make that contribution, nobody else can make it. — Harold S. Kushner

Funny Missing Quotes By Hailey Edwards: Djinns were liars and manipulators, much like my

Djinns were liars and manipulators, much like my estranged pseudo husband. — Hailey Edwards

Funny Missing Quotes By Patrick Astre: The constant life and death struggles of the

The constant life and death struggles of the Everglades violent and implacable, but not mean, never mean. — Patrick Astre

Funny Missing Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: There are just two rules of governance in

There are just two rules of governance in a free society: Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself. — P. J. O'Rourke