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It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together. — Courteney Cox

It's funny how you can miss someone desperately when they're standing right in front of you. — Heather Lyons

You two were in a cave together?' said Miss Simpkins in horror.
'Yes,' said Kate, 'and it was very, very dark. — Kenneth Oppel

I miss my brother. Prince was a funny cat. Great sence of humor. — Spike Lee

Turning to Turnip, Miss Dempsey said, 'Do you think?'. 'As little as I can,' Turnip replied honestly. — Lauren Willig

Yeah, I think there are a lot of things about Cleveland that I miss. Los Angeles is a funny place to live. — Monica Potter

The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'. — Hal Roach

Take your finger out of your nose, Miss Steal. — Fanny Merkin

Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it. — K. Martin Beckner

I do miss sometimes being onstage, because when I do film and television, it's usually so brief and funny. — John Michael Higgins

I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately? — Cilla Black

You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order — Josh Stern

I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. — Mark Wahlberg

I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss that. — Nick Cave

Hello, Miss Adler. Irene Adler. Wow," he said, his voice hushed. "This is so weird. — Colleen Gleason

Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors. — Corey Ford

I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive. — River Jaymes

It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible. — Libba Bray

Chemistry is a funny thing, miss. Sometimes those who are experiencing it aren't always aware they are. — Dakota Cassidy

I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one? — Mitch Hedberg

It's funny how there are things in this world that do nothing but annoy you, but you know you'd miss them when they're gone. — Markus Zusak

Can I fetch you something, madam? A cup of tea?'
In the old days she'd have been 'miss' and he'd have offered her a cocktail. — Sara Sheridan

Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie', is as funny as it gets. — Katherine Parkinson

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You know, it's funny what you'll miss when you're away from home. Now me, I miss the smell of coffee ... and bacon frying in the morning. — Fannie Flagg

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill

Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald

It's a funny thing to miss people before you've even left them, but that's what I was feeling now. — Cora Carmack

It is funny how the things we hate are the things we miss most when they are gone — Erin Bowman