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Overheard at O'Banion's Beer Emporium: "Pardon me, darlin', but I'm writin' a telephone book. C'n I have yer number? — Henry D. Spalding

I like rain, actually. — Bill Rodgers

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. — Kinky Friedman

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. — David Frost

This time, instead of moving oceans and healing planets, let's get our bills in order and pay down the debt so we control our own future. — Artur Davis

The earth, our home, is beginning to look more and more like an immense pile of filth. — Pope Francis

I come from a long line of miserable people. — Arlene Schindler

I guess that's a flaw in my career, that I like to work too much. — John Glover

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then. — Larry David

The perception of him as brooding and dark and miserable, that is baloney. Kurt Cobain was a funny dude. — Krist Novoselic

Love can do funny things to you. It can make you happy; it can make you sad. It can even make you downright miserable. — Danielle Violette

It's not funny. I'm going to be miserable without you."
"Then come home with me so you don't have to be. — Georgia Cates

Others can make the rules, but it's my decision whether to follow them." Captain Hank Bracker — Hank Bracker

Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard. — Michael Gambon

God, I am fucking fabulous. Someone should really write a book about me. — J. Daniels

It was like a commercial for laundry detergent or tampons or a prescription medication with death listed as a possible side effect. — Carolyn Lee Adams

I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another. — George Gordon Byron

America has never forgotten - and never will forget - the nobler things that brought her into being and that light her path. — Bernard Baruch

I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant. — C.S. Forester

The Tea Party has an important voice in the country and now they have a voice in the U.S. Senate. — Mike Lee

You can learn a lot from your lovers, but-for the most part-you get to keep your friends longer, and you learn more from them. — John Irving