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Funny Miserable Quotes By Henry D. Spalding: Overheard at O'Banion's Beer Emporium: "Pardon me, darlin',

Overheard at O'Banion's Beer Emporium: "Pardon me, darlin', but I'm writin' a telephone book. C'n I have yer number? — Henry D. Spalding

Funny Miserable Quotes By Bill Rodgers: I like rain, actually.

I like rain, actually. — Bill Rodgers

Funny Miserable Quotes By Kinky Friedman: I support gay marriage. I believe they have

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. — Kinky Friedman

Funny Miserable Quotes By David Frost: He's turned his life around. He used to

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. — David Frost

Funny Miserable Quotes By Artur Davis: This time, instead of moving oceans and healing

This time, instead of moving oceans and healing planets, let's get our bills in order and pay down the debt so we control our own future. — Artur Davis

Funny Miserable Quotes By Pope Francis: The earth, our home, is beginning to look

The earth, our home, is beginning to look more and more like an immense pile of filth. — Pope Francis

Funny Miserable Quotes By Arlene Schindler: I come from a long line of miserable

I come from a long line of miserable people. — Arlene Schindler

Funny Miserable Quotes By John Glover: I guess that's a flaw in my career,

I guess that's a flaw in my career, that I like to work too much. — John Glover

Funny Miserable Quotes By Larry David: Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then. — Larry David

Funny Miserable Quotes By Krist Novoselic: The perception of him as brooding and dark

The perception of him as brooding and dark and miserable, that is baloney. Kurt Cobain was a funny dude. — Krist Novoselic

Funny Miserable Quotes By Danielle Violette: Love can do funny things to you. It

Love can do funny things to you. It can make you happy; it can make you sad. It can even make you downright miserable. — Danielle Violette

Funny Miserable Quotes By Georgia Cates: It's not funny. I'm going to be miserable

It's not funny. I'm going to be miserable without you."
"Then come home with me so you don't have to be. — Georgia Cates

Funny Miserable Quotes By Hank Bracker: Others can make the rules, but it's my

Others can make the rules, but it's my decision whether to follow them." Captain Hank Bracker — Hank Bracker

Funny Miserable Quotes By Michael Gambon: Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because

Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard. — Michael Gambon

Funny Miserable Quotes By J. Daniels: God, I am fucking fabulous. Someone should really

God, I am fucking fabulous. Someone should really write a book about me. — J. Daniels

Funny Miserable Quotes By Carolyn Lee Adams: It was like a commercial for laundry detergent

It was like a commercial for laundry detergent or tampons or a prescription medication with death listed as a possible side effect. — Carolyn Lee Adams

Funny Miserable Quotes By George Gordon Byron: I do not believe in any religion, I

I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another. — George Gordon Byron

Funny Miserable Quotes By Bernard Baruch: America has never forgotten - and never will

America has never forgotten - and never will forget - the nobler things that brought her into being and that light her path. — Bernard Baruch

Funny Miserable Quotes By C.S. Forester: I thank God daily for the good fortune

I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant. — C.S. Forester

Funny Miserable Quotes By Mike Lee: The Tea Party has an important voice in

The Tea Party has an important voice in the country and now they have a voice in the U.S. Senate. — Mike Lee

Funny Miserable Quotes By John Irving: You can learn a lot from your lovers,

You can learn a lot from your lovers, but-for the most part-you get to keep your friends longer, and you learn more from them. — John Irving