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Apparently officers are not 'men'. Officers are 'officers'. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

She oozes the kind of over-confidence that only comes to people who wear deep red lipstick and sparkly tissue sarees in bright daylight. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

I met Leonardo DiCaprio and Busta Rhymes the same night, on my birthday in New York. — Jason Mitchell

I am not fond of speaking about politics because I don't have in my possession an army of 200,000 soldiers. — Franz Liszt

I would not want to write something about something I do not think about. — Geezer Butler

Men like him became stubborn with opposition, because their convictions were all they had. — Abraham Verghese

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not. — Andy Rooney

Every other band should be wiping my ass. The line forms over there to the left. — Gene Simmons

Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks. — William Orlando Darby

Behind the lens, I found refuge and freedom, distance and connection, an intoxicating way to tame the huge, chaotic world. — Judith Kelman

Who needs one more chef in one more building with four walls and a kitchen? — Jose Andres

There is strong. There is Army Strong. And then there is Army Wife Strong. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!' he always says in a dazzling tone that tells everyone within a ten-kilometre radius that he's not. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

People need to look at baseball like it has been sent from the heavens, and respect the game. — Johnny Damon

We are all regular people, Pia,' she laughs. 'But we are not
regular wives. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Permission to shoot the fucker in the face when it comes over the rim? — J. Fally

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Only so far as a man believes strongly, mightily, can he act cheerfully, or do anything that is worth doing. — Frederick William Robertson

His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum. — Kingsley Amis

It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to. — Woody Allen

She says with that misty
far-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Funny how the U.S. sends in the military to fight "terrorists" in any country which has resources we want ... — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Country artists have advantages all over the place. The radio support is incredible. The fanbase is rabid, all over. — Amos Lee

Bush, Blair and Rumsfeld; they are the funny trio. — Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

The slave should be resigned to his lot, in obeying his master he is obeying God. — Saint John Chrysostom

My rule is: If you meet the weakest vessel, attack. If it is a vessel equal to yours, attack. And if it is stronger than yours, also attack. — Stepan Makarov

When the corruption seems to go all the way to the end of the world, the only good approach is through the front door with a gun in each hand. — Mira Grant

What the hell was she doing on the nonhostage side of a handgun? — Suzanne Brockmann