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You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain. — Kiersten White

Stress and sleep deprivation had a funny way of liberating the mind from previously held truisms, replacing them with a more compliant desperation. — David Z. Hirsch

The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!" — Dave Barry

It's clear to me that there is no good reason for many philosophy books to sound as complicated as they do. — Alain De Botton

You have to be prepared for people to hate you. Average people love to be average, because nobody bothers them. — Kelly Cutrone

every age has its folly — Jill Lepore

If you want to be on top, you've got to have broad shoulders, because as fast as you get there, the faster they try to knock you down. — Barry Bonds

Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Babies used to make me nervous, but these squirmy things are awesome once you've read the manual. — David Z. Hirsch

I love it when you talk medical to me," he said — John Green

The Semitic/Arabic word for [Deacon] is transliterated into English as, Shammaas; the Semitic tongue preserved its original form as, Shaman. — Ibrahim Ibrahim

There are 86,400 seconds in a day. Those seconds are critical. — Eric Thomas

There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb. — George W. Bush