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Funny Mean Ex Quotes By C.C. Hunter: Just because a guy rings your bell, doesn't

Just because a guy rings your bell, doesn't mean you have to toot his horn. — C.C. Hunter

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Gene Wilder: I don't mean to sound - I don't

I don't mean to sound - I don't want it to come out funny, but I don't like show business. I love - I love acting in films. I love it. — Gene Wilder

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By T.S. Krupa: I mean, my age is just a number.

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Nenia Campbell: I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay? — Nenia Campbell

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Judah Friedlander: If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have

If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny. — Judah Friedlander

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Merrie Haskell: I understand that you don't want to marry

I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste. — Merrie Haskell

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Cameron Jace: Live mean or die trying.

Live mean or die trying. — Cameron Jace

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Sarah Dessen: Shit," Delia said. "I mean, shoot. No, actually,

Shit," Delia said. "I mean, shoot. No, actually, I mean shit. I really do. — Sarah Dessen

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Noel Fielding: No means yes in grasshopper language.

No means yes in grasshopper language. — Noel Fielding

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Kristen Schaal: Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you. — Kristen Schaal

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Jonathan Ashworth: I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee

I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that. — Jonathan Ashworth

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Jerry Coleman: I don't mean he missed him, but he

I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Will Smith: Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're

Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father. — Will Smith

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Rob Huebel: People always say, "When did you know you

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk. — Rob Huebel

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Tara Sivec: If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google

If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Adam Rex: They can't expect anyone to actually pay for

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? — Adam Rex

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Joe Pesci: I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? — Joe Pesci

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Paris Hilton: A lot of the things I say I'm

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead. — Paris Hilton

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Jack Prelutsky: You're nasty and you're loud,you're mean enough for

You're nasty and you're loud,
you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Colson Whitehead: Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you

Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? — Colson Whitehead

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Tammara Webber: She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers?

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Don Rickles: If I were to insult people and mean

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny. — Don Rickles

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Elizabeth Little: And I'd be damned if I let the

And I'd be damned if I let the first photograph of me in ten years be taken on fucking Amtrak. I mean, the light alone. — Elizabeth Little

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Conan O'Brien: There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas.

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right? — Conan O'Brien

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky

Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Richelle Mead: What's purple mean?"Adrian put his hand on the

What's purple mean?"
Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Jennifer Lee: People are funny. They often don't mean to

People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing. — Jennifer Lee

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Daniel Waters: Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't

Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt. — Daniel Waters

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Lewis Carroll: Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean

Why it's simply impassible!
Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll

Funny Mean Ex Quotes By Robert De Niro: I guess the only thing to do now

I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker. — Robert De Niro