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A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!" — Henny Youngman

I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off! — Henny Youngman

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily. — Rita Rudner

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe

Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them. — Mae West

Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore. — Lois Greiman

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

You want me to be a man,older than you, who goes by the name of Roullard. — Wendelin Van Draanen

In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy. — Maura Tierney

This man dresses like an unmade bed. — Henny Youngman

I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man. — Santosh Kalwar

Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He had gotten more than gas at Bill Hapscomb's Texaco. And he gave Harry Trent more than a speeding summons. — Stephen King

I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man, I juggle." — Mitch Hedberg

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Terribly sad news about Stuart Cable, such a lovely, warm, funny, talented man. — Rob Brydon

Money is what makes a man act funny. — Eminem

If no meant no then every man would die a virgin. — Daniel Tosh

Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid. — Frank Carson

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman

I could pull off a 'man', but never, quite, a 'dude'. — Adrian Barnes

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. — G. Gordon Liddy

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife. — Bob Phillips

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. — Milton Jones

Chris Rock is a very funny man. — Willie Geist

A man who views the world the same ... — Muhammad Ali

A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange! — Charles Dickens

A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard." — Frank Carson