Funny Man U Quotes
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Funny Man U Quotes & Sayings
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A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
— Henny Youngman
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
— Henny Youngman
Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
— Rita Rudner
Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore.
— Lois Greiman
You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
You want me to be a man,older than you, who goes by the name of Roullard.
— Wendelin Van Draanen
In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy.
— Maura Tierney
This man dresses like an unmade bed.
— Henny Youngman
I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.
— Santosh Kalwar
I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man, I juggle."
— Mitch Hedberg
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Money is what makes a man act funny.
— Eminem
If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.
— Daniel Tosh
Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid.
— Frank Carson
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
— Henny Youngman
I could pull off a 'man', but never, quite, a 'dude'.
— Adrian Barnes
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
— G. Gordon Liddy
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
— Tommy Cooper
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.
— Milton Jones
Chris Rock is a very funny man.
— Willie Geist
A man who views the world the same ...
— Muhammad Ali
A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!
— Charles Dickens
