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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record.
— Richard Roberts
A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself.
— George D. Prentice
Language is the real information highway, the first virtual world. Language is the worldwide web, and everyone is logged on.
— Christine Kenneally
What rioters, out of control, are really protesting about is life itself. Most people do not like it, it's humiliating for almost everyone.
— Kurt Vonnegut
It's funny how you can be mad at someone one moment and want to hug them the next.
— Anne Morrow Lindbergh
It fills me with a strange emptiness knowing that I was enough for her when I was never enough for Eo.
— Pierce Brown
He hated YouTube. He wished it would die of mad cow disease.
— Andrea Speed
Sometimes idiots can accomplish wonderful things.
— Scott Adams
[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!
— William Shakespeare
What doesn't kill you makes you CRAZY, GRUMPY, MAD AS EVER? NO it makes you STRONGER! Yep,you'll get there eventually!
— Karen Gibbs
I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
— Tears For Fears
There is a pleasure sure
In being mad, which none but madmen know.
Dryden, The Spanish Friar II, i — Gerald Durrell
In being mad, which none but madmen know.
Dryden, The Spanish Friar II, i — Gerald Durrell
Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.
— Kurt Vonnegut
He hated YouTube. He wishes it would die of mad cow disease.
— Andrea Speed
Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.
— Candace C. Bowen
I can't stay mad at Pope Frank. I just can't. It's a funny situation that I like the pope and Mel Gibson doesn't.
— Bill Maher
Waaa Everybody's cheating but me!
— Charles Martinet
Celebrity hits like a bomb.
— Jimmy Smits
Sabbath rest is more than mere abstention from physical work; and, therefore, must include worship and Scripture-reading
— Joseph Hertz
Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.
— Mike Myers
There are a great many men valued in society who have nothing to recommend them but serviceable vices.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Natural man did not precede society, nor is he outside it.
— Claude Levi-Strauss
I love you, I want to tell yu that, I want to say it for the billion times I couldn't say it. - Fletcher Green
— Kimball Lee
He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog.
— Gail Carriger
Are you okay?"
"Yeah."
"Good," she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you. — Joel N. Ross
"Yeah."
"Good," she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you. — Joel N. Ross
He belonged to that army known as invincible in peace, invisible in war.
— William Tecumseh Sherman
Sexton: I think the whole world's gone mad.
Death: Uh-uh. It's always like this. You probably just don't get out enough. — Neil Gaiman
Death: Uh-uh. It's always like this. You probably just don't get out enough. — Neil Gaiman
Don't fucking quote me!
— Roni Batti Kajou
The best leaders want to leverage all the capabilities of the people in their organization.
— Mark Miller
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
— Phyllis Diller
I turned my face more exclusively than ever to the woods, where I was better known.
— Henry David Thoreau