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Funny Little Jokes And Quotes By J.D. Salinger: Know your true measurements and dress your mind

Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly — J.D. Salinger

Funny Little Jokes And Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: Title: What Can a Thoughtful Man Hope for

Title: What Can a Thoughtful Man Hope for Mankind on Earth, Given the Experience of the Past Million Years?
Only verse: Nothing. — Kurt Vonnegut

Funny Little Jokes And Quotes By Simon Sinek: Those who fear the new are the ones

Those who fear the new are the ones who have mastered the old. — Simon Sinek

Funny Little Jokes And Quotes By A. Zavarelli: You already know all about monsters," he said

You already know all about monsters," he said regretfully. "Don't you kitten? — A. Zavarelli

Funny Little Jokes And Quotes By J.M. Coetzee: I have never seen anything like it: two

I have never seen anything like it: two little discs of glass suspended in front of his eyes in loops of wire. Is he blind? — J.M. Coetzee

Funny Little Jokes And Quotes By Douglas Booth: I looked on IMDB, at the message boards

I looked on IMDB, at the message boards there, and someone had posted something about a sheep having more talent than me. — Douglas Booth

Funny Little Jokes And Quotes By Rich Little: In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because

In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington. — Rich Little

Funny Little Jokes And Quotes By Simone Damgaard: Life depends on, how much you're alive

Life depends on, how much you're alive — Simone Damgaard

Funny Little Jokes And Quotes By Andrew-Lee Potts: I've been lucky enough to play many different

I've been lucky enough to play many different roles from darker characters to family orientated shows to comedy. — Andrew-Lee Potts

Funny Little Jokes And Quotes By Gary Ross: I tend to love actors. I was trained

I tend to love actors. I was trained as an actor first so I'm drawn to actors. — Gary Ross

Funny Little Jokes And Quotes By Casey Wilson: When you move to New York, especially, you

When you move to New York, especially, you feel like you need to be something. — Casey Wilson

Funny Little Jokes And Quotes By Jennifer Gilmore: The birth mother is placing the baby out

The birth mother is placing the baby out of love. I still believe that. Well, the ones we've dealt with who were actually pregnant, anyway. — Jennifer Gilmore

Funny Little Jokes And Quotes By Samuel Shem: Life's like a penis; When it's soft you

Life's like a penis; When it's soft you can't beat it; When it's hard you get screwed. - The Fat Man, Medical Resident in The House of God — Samuel Shem

Funny Little Jokes And Quotes By Bruce Springsteen: Luckily for parents, children have great resilience and

Luckily for parents, children have great resilience and a generous ability to forgive. — Bruce Springsteen

Funny Little Jokes And Quotes By Jeremy Luke: When I'm on set, I never really get

When I'm on set, I never really get intimidated by people. — Jeremy Luke