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God turned out to be a bunch of bad little kids playing interstellar Xbox. Isn't that funny? — Stephen King

Working for Mab now, are you, Wolfman?" he smirked. "Like a good little attack dog? Will you also roll over and beg if she asks? — Julie Kagawa

Rina's always claimed that I expect too little from life," Standard said.
"Then at least you'll never be disappointed. — James Sallis

You can't kill us all, human.'
He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line? — Laurell K. Hamilton

You know, darkness is a funny thing. Little by little, it creeps up on you and before you know it, you can't escape it — Mackie Burt

You, lass, have a self-image problem.
Well, that might be a little true, but she also had a mirror. — Cherise Sinclair

Sometimes I go into my own little world. It's okay, they know me there. — Joel Hodgson

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay? — Nenia Campbell

My parents are both really, really funny, and my little sister is a really good painter, and my other sister is a really good writer. — Michael Cera

Noctis ... this is a little embarrassing, but ... your male anatomy is bothering me. — Dahlia L. Summers

There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not ... she's got balls of steel. — Sharon Osbourne

Private Perkins is a funny little codger. — George Henry Powell

Outlandish lyrics sung by smiling people in perfect harmony. Has that edge of surprise ... a little nuts and really funny. — Mick LaSalle

When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny. — Roseanne Barr

We're adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you're counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even. — Robyn Carr

Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be. — Mignon McLaughlin

I am not schizoid. A little manic-depressive, maybe."
"'Know thyself.'"
"We try, sir. — Lois McMaster Bujold

I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women. — Julie Walters

The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite hard. — Ned Beauman

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this. — Ilana Glazer

Turning to Turnip, Miss Dempsey said, 'Do you think?'. 'As little as I can,' Turnip replied honestly. — Lauren Willig

Funny little thing. How could she know that even despair can work for you if you're lucky enough to outlive it. I'd — Wislawa Szymborska

I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.' — Joss Whedon

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. — Anna Held

Christopher Columbus — Louisa May Alcott

I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not. — Autre Ne Veut

I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. — Hilary Swank

Emery gives me a rock that she's colored on. She whispers in my ear. You can smash people's fingers with it when they're mean. — Jillian Dodd

Want a little cheese with that whine, maestro? — Madeleine Urban

In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington. — Rich Little

I try to play serious scenes a little funny and the comedy a little serious. — Uzo Aduba

YouTube is such a funny little world. You can create a fanbase. — Lindsey Stirling

What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. — John Bulwer

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G."
"Sausages. — Adam Rex

There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth. — Leonard Barnes

Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead? — Jack Whitehall

My brain has farted so hard it might've pooped a little. — Belle Aurora

I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach. — Louise Fitzhugh

You're a sad little hermit, and it creeps me out. — Rainbow Rowell

Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits. — Yahtzee Croshaw

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are. — Matt Lauer

Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself. — Anna Banks

Funny how a little politeness can change people's minds. — Sherman Alexie

It's funny how you can go from hating a girl to maybe liking her, maybe liking her a lot, just because she shows a little interest in you. — Louis Sachar

Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows. — Robert Pattinson

What are you boys doing?" she asks, as if we're still little kids messing around.
"Arguin'," Carlos says matter-of-factly. — Simone Elkeles

So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What's it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet. — Rick Riordan

Everything bleeds into everything and fiction is just this funny desperate little attempt to staunch the bleeding. — Meghan Lamb

A funny little literary article in the hand is worth at least three Critiques of Pure Reason in the bush. — Aldous Huxley

Instead I sounded like a little girl on her first day of kindergarten. My name is Bee, and I like coloring and horsies. — Kate Avery Ellison

Yes!" He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. "Watch the suit," he said, glaring. Oh, boy. — Michelle Hodkin

I wish that someone had said to me that it's normal to feel lost for a little while. — Ira Glass

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere." — David Frost

Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking. — Charles Dickens

You arrogant little snot (John Hammond) — Michael Crichton

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine. — Tommy Cooper

Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little. How sad. — James St. James

Cats are solitary hunters with only the vaguest concept of hierarchy and little desire to "please" anyone but themselves — David Brunner

One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!" and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me. — John Cleese

I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program. — Margaret Atwood

I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel. — Sarah Silverman

It's funny how "a part" and "apart" are complete opposites, yet only differ by a little space. — Wade Rouse

To me, the movie is more funny if, at the same time, you can think a little bit or dream a little bit. — Quentin Dupieux

I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!" — Mitch Hedberg

Toto was not gray; he was a little black dog, with long silky hair and small black eyes that twinkled merrily on either side of his funny, wee nose. — L. Frank Baum

You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines. — S.A. Tawks

A little vanilla never hurt anybody." He nipped her ankle. "Great shoes by the way. Sexy as hell. — Hanna Lui

Gross things sound funny and set people up to listen to something a little uninviting. — Brian Chippendale

I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. — Iliza Shlesinger

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look. — Henny Youngman

A reader should be able to identify a column without its byline or funny little picture on top purely by look or feel, or its turgidity ratio. — William Safire

And I'd be damned if I let the first photograph of me in ten years be taken on fucking Amtrak. I mean, the light alone. — Elizabeth Little

I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake. — Jenny Han

Time has that funny way of smoothing out the rough edges of things, even ones that hurt a little bit. Or a lot. — Megan Hart

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him. — Noel Fielding

We all have our funny little ways. Except me, obviously. — Terry Pratchett

Most of the other visitors were chained to their audio guides, looking only at what their little headsets told them was worth seeing. — Dara Horn

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'. — Curtis Sittenfeld

I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay. — Lady Gaga

We asked so little of ourselves - and most of us got exactly what we asked for. Funny how that works. — Kristin Hannah

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday. — Andy Borowitz

There's a little bit of magic in every box! — Adam Rex

You know a guy is funny when a week later you can still feel the little knives he stuck in you. — Katherine Applegate

It's funny, because I'm so associated with digital art and computer art, and yet I spend so little time in front of the computer. — Keith Fullerton Whitman

She's not pretty. Little, funny Fernie. She's not pretty. Poor Fernie. — Amy Harmon

Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is.

It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson

Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?
Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin

If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes. — Terry Pratchett

I've seen all the Judd Apatow movies, and I'd love to have a really funny little part in one of them some day. — Miranda Cosgrove

I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood. — Henny Youngman

Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions over the past four years, I'm afraid you've caused people to believe you're a little insane. — Jen Turano

It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor. — Gaines Adams

Are you sure you can't dematerialize? Not even a little?"
"I'm sure. — Lauren Oliver

Dear God, what's it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring. — Sherlock

I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny. — Lauren Child

I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny. — Demetri Martin

Trying to make her angry is like trying to find a corner on a bowling ball. — Craig McLay

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark