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God turned out to be a bunch of bad little kids playing interstellar Xbox. Isn't that funny?
— Stephen King
Working for Mab now, are you, Wolfman?" he smirked. "Like a good little attack dog? Will you also roll over and beg if she asks?
— Julie Kagawa
Rina's always claimed that I expect too little from life," Standard said."Then at least you'll never be disappointed. — James Sallis
You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line? — Laurell K. Hamilton
You know, darkness is a funny thing. Little by little, it creeps up on you and before you know it, you can't escape it
— Mackie Burt
You, lass, have a self-image problem.Well, that might be a little true, but she also had a mirror. — Cherise Sinclair
My parents are both really, really funny, and my little sister is a really good painter, and my other sister is a really good writer.
— Michael Cera
Noctis ... this is a little embarrassing, but ... your male anatomy is bothering me.
— Dahlia L. Summers
There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not ... she's got balls of steel.
— Sharon Osbourne
Private Perkins is a funny little codger.
— George Henry Powell
Outlandish lyrics sung by smiling people in perfect harmony. Has that edge of surprise ... a little nuts and really funny.
— Mick LaSalle
When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny.
— Roseanne Barr
Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.
— Mignon McLaughlin
I am not schizoid. A little manic-depressive, maybe.""'Know thyself.'"
"We try, sir. — Lois McMaster Bujold
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[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.
— Ilana Glazer
Turning to Turnip, Miss Dempsey said, 'Do you think?'. 'As little as I can,' Turnip replied honestly.
— Lauren Willig
Funny little thing. How could she know that even despair can work for you if you're lucky enough to outlive it. I'd
— Wislawa Szymborska
I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.'
— Joss Whedon
My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
— Anna Held
Christopher Columbus
— Louisa May Alcott
I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not.
— Autre Ne Veut
I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film.
— Hilary Swank
Emery gives me a rock that she's colored on. She whispers in my ear. You can smash people's fingers with it when they're mean.
— Jillian Dodd
Want a little cheese with that whine, maestro?
— Madeleine Urban
YouTube is such a funny little world. You can create a fanbase.
— Lindsey Stirling
There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth.
— Leonard Barnes
Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?
— Jack Whitehall
My brain has farted so hard it might've pooped a little.
— Belle Aurora
I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach.
— Louise Fitzhugh
You're a sad little hermit, and it creeps me out.
— Rainbow Rowell
Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.
— Matt Lauer
Funny how a little politeness can change people's minds.
— Sherman Alexie
Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows.
— Robert Pattinson
What are you boys doing?" she asks, as if we're still little kids messing around."Arguin'," Carlos says matter-of-factly. — Simone Elkeles
Everything bleeds into everything and fiction is just this funny desperate little attempt to staunch the bleeding.
— Meghan Lamb
A funny little literary article in the hand is worth at least three Critiques of Pure Reason in the bush.
— Aldous Huxley
Instead I sounded like a little girl on her first day of kindergarten. My name is Bee, and I like coloring and horsies.
— Kate Avery Ellison
Yes!" He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. "Watch the suit," he said, glaring. Oh, boy.
— Michelle Hodkin
You arrogant little snot (John Hammond)
— Michael Crichton
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
— Tommy Cooper
Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little. How sad.
— James St. James
Cats are solitary hunters with only the vaguest concept of hierarchy and little desire to "please" anyone but themselves
— David Brunner
I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program.
— Margaret Atwood
I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.
— Sarah Silverman
It's funny how "a part" and "apart" are complete opposites, yet only differ by a little space.
— Wade Rouse
To me, the movie is more funny if, at the same time, you can think a little bit or dream a little bit.
— Quentin Dupieux
I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!"
— Mitch Hedberg
You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines.
— S.A. Tawks
A little vanilla never hurt anybody." He nipped her ankle. "Great shoes by the way. Sexy as hell.
— Hanna Lui
Gross things sound funny and set people up to listen to something a little uninviting.
— Brian Chippendale
I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.
— Henny Youngman
A reader should be able to identify a column without its byline or funny little picture on top purely by look or feel, or its turgidity ratio.
— William Safire
And I'd be damned if I let the first photograph of me in ten years be taken on fucking Amtrak. I mean, the light alone.
— Elizabeth Little
Time has that funny way of smoothing out the rough edges of things, even ones that hurt a little bit. Or a lot.
— Megan Hart
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
— Noel Fielding
We all have our funny little ways. Except me, obviously.
— Terry Pratchett
Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay.
— Lady Gaga
We asked so little of ourselves - and most of us got exactly what we asked for. Funny how that works.
— Kristin Hannah
Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
— Andy Borowitz
There's a little bit of magic in every box!
— Adam Rex
You know a guy is funny when a week later you can still feel the little knives he stuck in you.
— Katherine Applegate
It's funny, because I'm so associated with digital art and computer art, and yet I spend so little time in front of the computer.
— Keith Fullerton Whitman
Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is. It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson
Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin
If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.
— Terry Pratchett
I've seen all the Judd Apatow movies, and I'd love to have a really funny little part in one of them some day.
— Miranda Cosgrove
It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor.
— Gaines Adams
I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.
— Lauren Child
