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And the line up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman — David Coleman

Sometimes you do know, in 'Commando' when I said 'I lied', I knew that it was going to be a funny line. I've never had a bad line. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing. — Mitch Hedberg

You can't kill us all, human.'
He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line? — Laurell K. Hamilton

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. — Casey Stengel

Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line. — L.D. Davis

I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.' — Tracy Morgan

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

I think 'Breaking Bad' is brilliant. Good drama in the U.S. is also so funny and blurs the line between light and dark. — Arthur Darvill

I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny. — Joan Rivers

The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall. — Katherine Dunn

I hated meeting people at bars when I was single because it's all about the looks and the funny line. — Sam Yagan

I come from a long line of miserable people. — Arlene Schindler

If you ask who I aspire to, well, if a single line of mine was as funny as P. G. Wodehouse can be, that would be great. — Nick Harkaway

What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid. — Leonardo DiCaprio

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. — Maureen Johnson

And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield. — Jerry Coleman

If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to. — Ron Livingston

You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle. — Bill Peterson

Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny. — Julianne Moore

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area. — Jason Segel

There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius — Josh Stern

A funny line can never exist on its own. It needs to be surrounded by mood and circumstances. — Lorrie Moore

My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon. — Frank Carson

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!" — Mitch Hedberg

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons. — Chris Rock

Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first. — Jerry Coleman

Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive. — Jerry Smith

He wondered what you had to do to lose your driver's license in Italy. — Robert Hellenga

I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak a line or get a laugh, but it has to be in them. — George Cukor

The simplest comment on my book came from my ballet teacher. She said, I wish you hadn't made every line funny. It's so depressing. — Quentin Crisp

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life. — Dennis Conner

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. — Rick Wakeman

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene. — Bill Burr

You know, every bad guy was once good until he crossed a line. I don't think they come out of the womb being assholes. — Laurann Dohner

Poor Craw?" Ben retorted. "Poor Rory! Craw and Ari curse worse than a trucker shagging a sailor. — Amy Lane

There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft. — Scott Adams

As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line. — Scott Adams