Funny Line Quotes
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And the line up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman
— David Coleman
Sometimes you do know, in 'Commando' when I said 'I lied', I knew that it was going to be a funny line. I've never had a bad line.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line? — Laurell K. Hamilton
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
I think 'Breaking Bad' is brilliant. Good drama in the U.S. is also so funny and blurs the line between light and dark.
— Arthur Darvill
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.
— Joan Rivers
The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall.
— Katherine Dunn
I hated meeting people at bars when I was single because it's all about the looks and the funny line.
— Sam Yagan
I come from a long line of miserable people.
— Arlene Schindler
If you ask who I aspire to, well, if a single line of mine was as funny as P. G. Wodehouse can be, that would be great.
— Nick Harkaway
What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.
— Maureen Johnson
And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.
— Jerry Coleman
If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.
— Ron Livingston
You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
— Bill Peterson
Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny.
— Julianne Moore
If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
— Jason Segel
There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius
— Josh Stern
A funny line can never exist on its own. It needs to be surrounded by mood and circumstances.
— Lorrie Moore
My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.
— Frank Carson
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
— Jennifer Aniston
My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
— Chris Rock
Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.
— Jerry Coleman
Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.
— Jerry Smith
He wondered what you had to do to lose your driver's license in Italy.
— Robert Hellenga
The simplest comment on my book came from my ballet teacher. She said, I wish you hadn't made every line funny. It's so depressing.
— Quentin Crisp
Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life.
— Dennis Conner
If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.
— Bill Burr
You know, every bad guy was once good until he crossed a line. I don't think they come out of the womb being assholes.
— Laurann Dohner
Poor Craw?" Ben retorted. "Poor Rory! Craw and Ari curse worse than a trucker shagging a sailor.
— Amy Lane
There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.
— Scott Adams
