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Like Cammie is fine," Macey said, then glanced at me. "No offense.""None taken," I said. "I think. — Ally Carter
I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.
— Amy Jo Johnson
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
— Lisa Hoffman
She rolled over and sat up as he bent, tearing off his boots. "Whatcha doing?""Getting naked."
"I like that. — Laurann Dohner
Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore.
— Lauren Oliver
It sounds like you aren't used to having something so powerful between your legs," Abbey said. "Maybe you should let me drive.
— Shawn Keenan
My gramps is a lot like you. No sense of adventure. All he does is sit in his urn...
— Cleo Peitsche
I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ...
— Dave Barry
I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity.
— Kumail Nanjiani
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
— The Undertaker
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson.
— Jay Nordlinger
We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.
— Aimee Bender
My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully.
— Abraham Lincoln
Fame is a funny thing, like a secret, both are hard to keep.
— Richard Peck
You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings.
— Glen Hansard
His eyes are a hazy swirl ofgray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm — Elle Kennedy
Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually.
— Rick Riordan
Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!
— Dave Attell
The snozberries taste like snozberries!
— Roald Dahl
Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.
— Randy Glasbergen
You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell.
— Heather Hildenbrand
Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed— Rachel Hawkins
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
— Nicole McKay
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
Just when I think I have nothing to say, the characters start to speak. Writing is funny like that.
— J.D. Barker
Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves.
— Jimmy Fallon
The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
— George Saunders
What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh ... it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.
— Cuthbert Soup
A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible.
— Barack Obama
I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.
— Jennifer Lawrence
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack)
— Jamie Delano
Lovely, not only did the truck look like it was on its last leg, it was going to take the environment with it.
— Adrienne Wilder
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.
— Chris Messina
Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like Krystal: funny and tough; impossible to intimidate; always coming out fighting.
— J.K. Rowling
It's funny how we like labels. If I ever have a bookstore, I'm not going to put any labels on the sections.
— Audrey Niffenegger
I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.
— Martin Lawrence
What's with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan.""I suspect I am a hooligan. — Simone Elkeles
Particularly beautiful people were like particularly funny-looking people, though. Once you know them you mostly forgot about it.
— Ann Brashares
This man dresses like an unmade bed.
— Henny Youngman
I love your hairless chest." She nuzzled his pecs. "So smooth and sculpted. Like a marble manslut statue.
— Nicole Archer
In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy.
— Maura Tierney
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
— Amy Schumer
Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
— George W. Bush
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I like marriage. The idea.
— Toni Morrison
I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown?
— Jesse Ball
We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday.
— Neil Patrick Harris
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
— Xavier Niel
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
Hmmm. Someone has a high opinion of himself. Comes with being royalty, I suppose. Like funny hats and a fondness for beheadings.
— Brandon Sanderson
Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it.
— John Sandford
I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there.
— M.F. Moonzajer
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.
— Amanda Seyfried
There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic.
— George Orwell
I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah ... buried alive ... buried alive.
— Mick Foley
A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
— Kristen Schaal
You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.
— Noel Fielding
I smash guitars because I like them.
— Pete Townshend
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
— Noel Fielding
We may have been like needles in a hay stack, but they were like needles ... in a stack of needles
— D.J. MacHale
Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny and everyone looked like someone you knew or wanted to know. Or, more likely, wanted to forget.
— David Baldacci
Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.
— Michael Gambon
I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.
— Jimmy Carr
He's been breaking Olympic records like ninepins
— Des Lynam
Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.
— Chelsea Handler
We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
— Charles Barkley
Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
— Jerry Coleman
