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Ish #153 Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.
— Regina Griffin
Art is as heavy as sorrow, as light as a breeze, as bright as an idea, as pretty as a picture, as funny as money, and as fugitive as fraud!
— Barbara Kruger
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
— Steven Wright
I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.
— Woody Allen
Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night.
— Santosh Kalwar
In my own country, I play light comedies and funny parts.
— Carice Van Houten
Just at present you only see the tree by the light of the lamp. I wonder when you would ever see the lamp by the light of the tree.
— G.K. Chesterton
I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.
— Rowan Atkinson
I know I really shouldn't be complaining right now,
— Nicholas Murray
I think 'Breaking Bad' is brilliant. Good drama in the U.S. is also so funny and blurs the line between light and dark.
— Arthur Darvill
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
— Ralph Wycherley
How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ... no eight!
— Bill Bailey
I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.
— Steven Wright
Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny and everyone looked like someone you knew or wanted to know. Or, more likely, wanted to forget.
— David Baldacci
Especially the transcendental philosophy needs the leaven of humor to render it light and digestible.
— Henry David Thoreau
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
— Darynda Jones
And I'd be damned if I let the first photograph of me in ten years be taken on fucking Amtrak. I mean, the light alone.
— Elizabeth Little
I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better.
— Kevin Durant
Funny how everything can change in an instant. From death to life. From empty to full. From darkness to light.
— Megan Miranda
If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you're looking
through binoculars the wrong
way — Josh Stern
When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns.
— Mitch Hedberg
Laser light flickered all over him as if he was a packet of biscuits at a super-market check-out.
— Douglas Adams
Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it
— Josh Stern
Okay, well I think the programme is like being screamed at for an hour by a drunk with a strobe-light, but like I said— David Nicholls
Who am I? I'm the Breeze, bitch!
— Michael Grant