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Ish #153 Artificial plants grow best in artificial light. — Regina Griffin

When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out. — Mitch Hedberg

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only? — Rachel Vincent

I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat. — Art Donovan

Art is as heavy as sorrow, as light as a breeze, as bright as an idea, as pretty as a picture, as funny as money, and as fugitive as fraud! — Barbara Kruger

He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light. — Yogi Berra

I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends." — Steven Wright

I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light. — Woody Allen

Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night. — Santosh Kalwar

In my own country, I play light comedies and funny parts. — Carice Van Houten

Just at present you only see the tree by the light of the lamp. I wonder when you would ever see the lamp by the light of the tree. — G.K. Chesterton

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious. — Rowan Atkinson

I know I really shouldn't be complaining right now, — Nicholas Murray

Now I know this is going to seem counter to every instinct that you have, but I'm going to ask you to sit still, or I'll put you in the trunk. — Anna White

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai

I think 'Breaking Bad' is brilliant. Good drama in the U.S. is also so funny and blurs the line between light and dark. — Arthur Darvill

Sierra, it's Christmastime. Put a stupid mistletoe over his head and kiss him already! — Jay Asher

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. — Ralph Wycherley

How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ... no eight! — Bill Bailey

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open. — Steven Wright

I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more. — Judd Nelson

Funny, isn't it? We hear the same name and while they see dark, I see light. — Nadia Hashimi

Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny and everyone looked like someone you knew or wanted to know. Or, more likely, wanted to forget. — David Baldacci

First, I'm going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone."
"Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches," I said, grinning. — Kyle Adams

Especially the transcendental philosophy needs the leaven of humor to render it light and digestible. — Henry David Thoreau

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. — Darynda Jones

Fear is a funny thing. In the right light, even tiny and insignificant fears can suddenly grow, swelling up to monstrous proportions. — Jim Butcher

And I'd be damned if I let the first photograph of me in ten years be taken on fucking Amtrak. I mean, the light alone. — Elizabeth Little

I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better. — Kevin Durant

Achingly funny as it was, Larry Gelbart's writing gave off sparks that turned a hard light on the way we are. — Alan Alda

Funny how everything can change in an instant. From death to life. From empty to full. From darkness to light. — Megan Miranda

Humor is unavoidable. It might not feel funny in the moment, but more often than not there's a light at the end of the tunnel. — Ron Howard

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work? — Steven Wright

If you see the light at the end
of the tunnel, you're looking
through binoculars the wrong
way — Josh Stern

When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns. — Mitch Hedberg

Laser light flickered all over him as if he was a packet of biscuits at a super-market check-out. — Douglas Adams

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

Okay, well I think the programme is like being screamed at for an hour by a drunk with a strobe-light, but like I said
— David Nicholls

Who am I? I'm the Breeze, bitch! — Michael Grant