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Funny Lifeguard Quotes By Frankie Manning: I'm not interested in fame and glory. It's

I'm not interested in fame and glory. It's just that I would like others to know what a happy dance this is. — Frankie Manning

Funny Lifeguard Quotes By Jeph Jacques: If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.

If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem. — Jeph Jacques

Funny Lifeguard Quotes By Ben Goldacre: These corporations run our culture, and they riddle

These corporations run our culture, and they riddle it with bullshit. — Ben Goldacre

Funny Lifeguard Quotes By Howard Fast: Man is a part of God, or else

Man is a part of God, or else he is a beast; and beasts know love and fear and hate and hunger
but not exultation — Howard Fast

Funny Lifeguard Quotes By Umberto Eco: The Enlightenment, the Age of Reason, is seen

The Enlightenment, the Age of Reason, is seen as the beginning of modern depravity. — Umberto Eco

Funny Lifeguard Quotes By Scott Turow: alter kocker like me. Street-word is Hal hired

alter kocker like me. Street-word is Hal hired Coral — Scott Turow

Funny Lifeguard Quotes By David Mazzucchelli: The way the function dictates the form ...

The way the function dictates the form ... elegant lines ... nothing extraneous ... this shoe perfectly expresses the essence of shoeness. — David Mazzucchelli

Funny Lifeguard Quotes By Robert Scoble: I get a lot of email, so if

I get a lot of email, so if you're sending me an email, if you want to rise above the clutter, put something on it: say, 'Hey!' — Robert Scoble

Funny Lifeguard Quotes By H.L. Mencken: For every problem, there is a solution that

For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. — H.L. Mencken

Funny Lifeguard Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Poor Mike. I'll bet he's mad." "He absolutely

Poor Mike. I'll bet he's mad." "He absolutely loathes me," Edward said cheerfully. — Stephenie Meyer

Funny Lifeguard Quotes By Jean Craighead George: I have discovered I cannot dream up characters

I have discovered I cannot dream up characters as incredible as the ones I meet in the wilderness. — Jean Craighead George