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I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast. — Jonathan Katz

A dead martyr is just another corpse. — Leo Gordon

The back must slave to feed the belly. — Michael Gibney

Usually, when we go out, it's because we made a new studio album, and that becomes the focus of the tour throughout the world for a year or so. — Chris Squire

Our current tax system is broken. — Dick Armey

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. — Bill Maher

All people are entrepreneurs, but many don't have the opportunity to find that out. — Muhammad Yunus

The principle is competing against yourself. It's about self-improvement, about being better than you were the day before. — Steve Young

The problem with liars is they don't believe anyone is capable of telling the truth. — Eric Walters

Tis mean for empty praise of wit to write,
As fopplings grin to show their teeth are white. — John Brown

Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate. — Erma Bombeck

So they finally gave you the license to kill, about time. — Richelle Mead

Do not mistake my silence for lack of feeling. I have good reason to keep my thoughts to myself — Sarah J. Maas

I follow a lot of news outlets on Twitter, so I'll just go skim through the headlines and see what's going on. — Michael Che

I have often thought upon death, and I find it the least of all evils. — Francis Bacon

I'm trying to make you think I'm a decent person. Telling you I saw you naked while I was another species does not help my case — Maggie Stiefvater

It was closer to manual labor than shooting a film. I always think of something Michael Caton-Jones told me: 'Pain is temporary. Film is forever.' — Leonardo DiCaprio

He wondered what you had to do to lose your driver's license in Italy. — Robert Hellenga

And that is all anyone can do, try to be honest about what he feels, what he's seen or thinks he's seen. — Paul Theroux