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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny. — Michael Caine

Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick? — Margaret Atwood

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. — Carl Hiaasen

You're funny, which you can't be if you're not smart. Dad says it's harder to make someone laugh than it is to make them smile. — Cath Crowley

You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we can, and you call me "Jay-Z," and then laugh so hard. — Matthew Quick

The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it. — Sara Blakely

It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh. — Abel Ferrara

He didn't laugh when he thought something was funny
he laughed when he was happy. — Rainbow Rowell

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh. It's almost too funny to get an award. — Denis Leary

Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby. — Tabitha McGowan

My parents' marriage is a gift to everyone around them - 60 years of making their kids laugh. How many parents are actually funny? — Louise Erdrich

Does it hurt?"
He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. — Rachel Caine

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name. — Eric Idle

I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh. — Lisa Kudrow

You realize the bad guy isn't wearing a black cape or easy to spot; he's funny, makes you laugh, and has perfect hair. — Taylor Swift

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. — Paula Deen

I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family. — Busy Philipps

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny. — Scott Adams

Your name. That's all I want. I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours. — Colleen Hoover

You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it? — Graham Kennedy

If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell. — David Cook

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking. — Anthony Jeselnik

Right." A soft, choked laugh. "Kind of ruins the dramatic effect if I'm storming off in the wrong direction, doesn't it? — Kelley Armstrong

It may not seem funny now, because it's happening to us, but centuries from this moment, people will laugh in wonder. — Matt Taibbi

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. — Malin Akerman

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. — Colin Quinn

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted. — David Cross

It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that. I don't want to be that. — Kellan Lutz

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble. — Taylor Hawkins

To me, the best humor is indeed the ability to laugh at one's self. So I give myself endless opportunities to do so. — Tom Althouse

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. — Lex Martin

Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh. — Rebecca McNutt

When I say something funny, I don't laugh. — Blake Lively

If it's not funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. — Gene Wilder

and I had come to this country where I could laugh, so gently, gently laugh at things that were actually not funny. — Catherine Lacey

He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O. — Kerrigan Bane

My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who had no sense of humour. — Mike Myers

My wife's a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and I'm still surprised at some of the things she says. She makes me laugh every day. — Gary Sinise

I occasionally laugh and tell him that his imperturbability is worth three hundred milligrams of lithium a day to me, and it is probably true. — Kay Redfield Jamison

Would I laugh?"
"Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. — Margaret Atwood

It's funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time. — Jeff Bridges

Woman," Westley roared, "you are the property of the Dread Pirate Roberts and you ... do ... what ... you're ... told! — William Goldman

Has anyone seen a raving bitch with nice hair? Holly shouted at the bottom of the stairs. Everyone who heard her pointed in a different direction. — Nicole Williams

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. — Shannon L. Alder

Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show. — Mike Tyson

You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is paying attention. — Cassandra Clare

I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much. — Dav Pilkey

I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson. — Yvette Nicole Brown

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. — Demetri Martin

Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion. — Andy Vogt

If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler

I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it. — Patti LaBelle

I don't know which is worse," Cassidy mused, "when people laugh at things that aren't funny, or when they don't laugh at things that are. — Robyn Schneider

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett

It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh. — Vince Vaughn

Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage ... there's no telling him what's funny. — Harold Ramis

I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself. — Jennifer Garner

Not everything is funny or will make you laugh...but what a worthy goal to have. — Bobby Darnell

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason. — Nathan Fielder

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me. — Brian Littrell

I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak a line or get a laugh, but it has to be in them. — George Cukor

I make myself laugh all the time. I think I'm really funny. I do. — Mila Kunis

Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I laugh because your pain is amusing. — Lauren Dane

When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough. — Shannon L. Alder

Werewolves and silver bullets!" Shakespeare coughed a quick laugh and shook his head. "Lord, what fools these mortals be! — Michael Scott

The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things. — Terry Jones

My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans. — Ellie Goulding

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. — Tom Lehrer

I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny. — Tom Bodett

I don't have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day. — Niecy Nash

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it? — Tom Baker

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much. — Jemima Kirke

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it. — Lewis Carroll

Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny. — Zach Galifianakis

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale

If you can't laugh at yourself, maybe you're not funny — Benny Bellamacina

MC is a funny girl and always makes me laugh no matter what. I love her! — Missy Elliot

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny. — Harland Williams

There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled. — Saurabh Sharma

I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh. — Michael Caine

She doesn't get it. Being funny when you don't mean to be is terrible. Having to laugh at yourself along with everyone else is humiliating. — Lynda Mullaly Hunt

I start laughing. You have to laugh. Life is just funny sometimes. As long as you remember. — E.R. Frank

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber

Death isn't funny."
"Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us - us humans - death is so sad that we must laugh at it. — Robert A. Heinlein

One of the fun things about unreliable narrators is they can be funny. You can admire things about them and laugh with them. — Hanya Yanagihara

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh ... We'll do whatever it takes. — Colin Mochrie

Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy

He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent. — James Dashner

Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects. — Shannon L. Alder

My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile. — Terry Farrell

I used to laugh at that old wheeze about a man wanting his son to be better than he was, but as I get older it seems less funny and more true. — Stephen King

What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom

June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them. — Rick Riordan

What I want to do is to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. — William Zinsser

If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay. — Tom Hanks

Forgive my brother," Camira apologized. "We don't normally let him out of his cage when guests are present. — Brandon Mull