Funny Ladies Quotes
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Funny Ladies Quotes & Sayings
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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
— Johnny Vegas
We don't need more stuff, we need more humanity.
— Seth Godin
You are like pomegranates split open. Even the emptiest among you are as full of good as a pomegranate is full of seed.
— Adam Gidwitz
The question is not what man can scorn, or disparage, or find fault with, but what he can love, and value, and appreciate.
— John Ruskin
You're not going to campus. You're going out to get drunk and play with other ladies' boobies. - Kye
— Krista Alasti
Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.
— Harper Lee
Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.
— Adam Ferrara
You feel a sense of elation seeing yourself on a billboard.
— Paloma Faith
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.
— Lenny Bruce
I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.
— Gabriel Iglesias
Ladies glisten, men perspire, horses sweat.
-Early Nun Quote, The Old Ursuline Convent (1727)
New Orleans, LA — Diana Hollingsworth Gessler
-Early Nun Quote, The Old Ursuline Convent (1727)
New Orleans, LA — Diana Hollingsworth Gessler
Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. I can slay the ladies just as well as I can reapers.
— Jennifer Estep
For Hanalea the Warrior!
— Cinda Williams Chima
It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation which give happiness.
— Thomas Jefferson
A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you.
— Khaled Hosseini
My father was not comfortable working with very articulate people. He and Willie Wyler got along because neither of them was very articulate.
— Samuel Goldwyn Jr.
Being a Scotsman, I am naturally opposed to water in its undiluted state.
— Alastair Mackenzie
I don't like persuaded sitters. I never could paint a cat if the cat had any scruples, religious, superstitious, or otherwise, about sitting.
— William Morris Hunt
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.
— Dave Attell
I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier.
— Kelly Bishop
Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.
— Aries Spears
Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so ... retired mermaids.
— Milton Jones
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
— Groucho Marx
One of the best ways to seed an opportunity is to allow someone to discover the opportunity for him- or herself.
— Greg McKeown
Aristotle wrote that the human soul is purged by the fear and compassion that tragedy evokes.
— Jo Nesbo
Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow.
— Tracy Morgan
We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are.
— Adelle Davis
We shed skins in life, to keep living.
— John Updike
It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun ... ladies.
— Demetri Martin
Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.
— George Bernard Shaw