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But if you move fast, you can have your freedom. — Chris Pavone

Talent is a question of quantity. Talent does not write one page; it writes three hundred. — Jules Renard

I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey — R.J. Dennis

Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today — Jennifer Lawrence

I know it's hard on her. If I don't tell her she'll kill me." He pauses. "That was supposed to be funny. — Julie Anne Peters

Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first. — Michael W. Grimard

Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me? — J.K. Rowling

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results. — James Patterson

I have a rule: I prefer anyone who doesn't try to kill me to anyone who does. I'm funny that way. — China Mieville

Women are much more sensitive. We know that emotionally but their organs respond to the same degree. — Mehmet Oz

It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun."
"Don't you?"
"Well, not just for fun. — Karen Chance

The solution is to gradually become free of societal rewards and learn how to substitute for them rewards that are under one's own powers. — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

if we allow our thoughts to stink, that smell will leak out of every bit of us - our words, our actions, and especially our reactions. — Lysa TerKeurst

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in. — Bill Burr

You know you can be as sweet as you want, or as tough as you want, or both at the same time. — Art Hochberg

So. Are you guys here to convert me or sell me siding? — Richelle Mead

It's a lie that the body is a prison! It's the mind, I tell you! - always the cold, strong mind that's jailer. — Josephine W. Johnson

You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again. — Steve Martin

Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless. — Kim Harrison

You funny thing! So selfish, so practical. Never mind. I will not ask you to kill me, for you would surely find it an annoying task. — Nisi Shawl

Well. Yes. Someone's trying to kill me. But you don't have to make such a big deal out of it. — Sarah Rees Brennan

But you aren't asking me to climb a tree now, are you?"

No hun, I'm asking you to fly. — Ryan Hunter

Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny. — Ilona Andrews