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I believe when actors say they can go crazy playing the same role, over and over again. — Tyler Posey

I don't know what else I would be if I wasn't me. I am not looking from the outside, looking back. I am who I am. — Cher

Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can jump up, laugh at your stupidity, and go, 'What the hell was that?' — Jens Voigt

She bared her teeth at me. "Screw you, shifter!"
"Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just a second ago. — Cori Moore

If a man is truly in love, the most beautiful woman in the world couldn't take him away. Maybe for a few days, but not forever. — Eva Gabor

Only the weak invite their demons to live with them. Isn't that right? — Maria V. Snyder

On his world record triple jump - It's only jumping into a sandpit. — Jonathan Edwards

Pain reminds you that you're alive. Love reminds you why you live. — Anthony Labson

The French seized his arms and put a blade to his throat, calling to Eroica, "Geben Sie oben, — Naomi Novik

Most comic scriptwriters are very bad. The artists are good, but the writers are so bad. — Harry Harrison

Wasn't it what her father always warned her about? Don't jump off a bridge because a cute guy tells you to? — Joannah Miley

Mew - mew. Mew." I jump back from her finger swipes. "I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking means, Georgia. — Pella Grace

I love to swim. When I jump in the water, I feel like I'm 12 years old again. It's really funny how it does that to me. — Summer Sanders

Death is turning out the lamp because the dawn has appeared. — Rabindranath Tagore

My wife made me join a bridge club ... I jump off next Tuesday. — Rodney Dangerfield

Art has one purpose, that is to leave you changed. Love has one purpose, that is to create art. — Julieanne O'Connor

The enemy's gate is down. — Orson Scott Card

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!" — Henny Youngman

I will dream today; for I must unscrew my head somehow. — Virginia Woolf

If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball? — Norman Chad

Eternity is a ham and two people. — Dorothy Parker

Manage the downside; the upside will take care of itself — Donald Trump

If you open that Pandora's Box you never know what Trojan 'orses will jump out. — Ernest Bevin

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." — Tommy Cooper