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Funny Jump Quotes By Tyler Posey: I believe when actors say they can go

I believe when actors say they can go crazy playing the same role, over and over again. — Tyler Posey

Funny Jump Quotes By Cher: I don't know what else I would be

I don't know what else I would be if I wasn't me. I am not looking from the outside, looking back. I am who I am. — Cher

Funny Jump Quotes By Jens Voigt: Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can

Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can jump up, laugh at your stupidity, and go, 'What the hell was that?' — Jens Voigt

Funny Jump Quotes By Cori Moore: She bared her teeth at me. "Screw you,

She bared her teeth at me. "Screw you, shifter!"
"Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just a second ago. — Cori Moore

Funny Jump Quotes By Eva Gabor: If a man is truly in love, the

If a man is truly in love, the most beautiful woman in the world couldn't take him away. Maybe for a few days, but not forever. — Eva Gabor

Funny Jump Quotes By Maria V. Snyder: Only the weak invite their demons to live

Only the weak invite their demons to live with them. Isn't that right? — Maria V. Snyder

Funny Jump Quotes By Jonathan Edwards: On his world record triple jump - It's

On his world record triple jump - It's only jumping into a sandpit. — Jonathan Edwards

Funny Jump Quotes By Anthony Labson: Pain reminds you that you're alive. Love reminds

Pain reminds you that you're alive. Love reminds you why you live. — Anthony Labson

Funny Jump Quotes By Naomi Novik: The French seized his arms and put a

The French seized his arms and put a blade to his throat, calling to Eroica, "Geben Sie oben, — Naomi Novik

Funny Jump Quotes By Harry Harrison: Most comic scriptwriters are very bad. The artists

Most comic scriptwriters are very bad. The artists are good, but the writers are so bad. — Harry Harrison

Funny Jump Quotes By Joannah Miley: Wasn't it what her father always warned her

Wasn't it what her father always warned her about? Don't jump off a bridge because a cute guy tells you to? — Joannah Miley

Funny Jump Quotes By Pella Grace: Mew - mew. Mew." I jump back from

Mew - mew. Mew." I jump back from her finger swipes. "I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking means, Georgia. — Pella Grace

Funny Jump Quotes By Summer Sanders: I love to swim. When I jump in

I love to swim. When I jump in the water, I feel like I'm 12 years old again. It's really funny how it does that to me. — Summer Sanders

Funny Jump Quotes By Rabindranath Tagore: Death is turning out the lamp because the

Death is turning out the lamp because the dawn has appeared. — Rabindranath Tagore

Funny Jump Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My wife made me join a bridge club

My wife made me join a bridge club ... I jump off next Tuesday. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Jump Quotes By Julieanne O'Connor: Art has one purpose, that is to leave

Art has one purpose, that is to leave you changed. Love has one purpose, that is to create art. — Julieanne O'Connor

Funny Jump Quotes By Orson Scott Card: The enemy's gate is down.

The enemy's gate is down. — Orson Scott Card

Funny Jump Quotes By Henny Youngman: She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!" — Henny Youngman

Funny Jump Quotes By Virginia Woolf: I will dream today; for I must unscrew

I will dream today; for I must unscrew my head somehow. — Virginia Woolf

Funny Jump Quotes By Norman Chad: If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks

If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball? — Norman Chad

Funny Jump Quotes By Dorothy Parker: Eternity is a ham and two people.

Eternity is a ham and two people. — Dorothy Parker

Funny Jump Quotes By Donald Trump: Manage the downside; the upside will take care

Manage the downside; the upside will take care of itself — Donald Trump

Funny Jump Quotes By Ernest Bevin: If you open that Pandora's Box you never

If you open that Pandora's Box you never know what Trojan 'orses will jump out. — Ernest Bevin

Funny Jump Quotes By Tommy Cooper: A jump lead walks into a bar. The

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." — Tommy Cooper