Funny Juice Quotes
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Funny Juice Quotes & Sayings
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I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.
— Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.
— Dara O Briain
Far too much reorganization goes on all the time. Organizitis is like a spastic colon.
— Peter Drucker
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
— Steven Wright
See, I'm a Pisces, so I get down with love songs. I'm totally into slow jams and old-school R&B, all that.
— Blake Anderson
Personally, I believe it's a poor idea to tell a seven-year-old girl that God's tremendous plan is to incinerate her lungs.
— Andrew Davidson
Goth Juice ... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.
— Noel Fielding
Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you get good at.
— Matthew McConaughey
My mother had once said I was an accident waiting to happen and it started with my conception.
— Dannika Dark
My hair looks like it had been purchased at a rummage sale after all the real hair was gone.
— Haven Kimmel
I'm never growing up, I'll just sit in the corner of time and sip my juice box petulantly and judge your terrible Hamlet adaptations.
— Rhiannon McGavin
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
— Lewis Black
People should and do trust me.
— Hillary Clinton