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Funny Jokes And Quotes By James Patterson: me in bed - with a honeymoon present.

me in bed - with a honeymoon present. Some of them were small, some were funny jokes, and some were extravagant, but every present came straight — James Patterson

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Paula Deen: I don't care what the haters and naysayers

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. — Paula Deen

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Lemony Snicket: Everyone should be able to do one card

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. — Lemony Snicket

Funny Jokes And Quotes By M.J. McGuire: I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives. — M.J. McGuire

Funny Jokes And Quotes By David Rees: I have a really analytical approach to art.

I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny ... I do not agree with that at all. — David Rees

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night.

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway. — Michael Summers

Funny Jokes And Quotes By George Carlin: The first obligation I have is to be

The first obligation I have is to be funny; it's my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes. — George Carlin

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Alan King: Larry David finds a way to make jokes

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny. — Alan King

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Robert M. Pirsig: I make some jokes about it, but they're

I make some jokes about it, but they're not funny and just add to the depression. — Robert M. Pirsig

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: I nurture very good intentions about you. May

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Funny Jokes And Quotes By John Roberts: I find that when I tell lawyer jokes

I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes. — John Roberts

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Flann O'Brien: Another day gone and no jokes.

Another day gone and no jokes. — Flann O'Brien

Funny Jokes And Quotes By M.J. McGuire: I was a lazy reader as a kid.

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap. — M.J. McGuire

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go.

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Ron Funches: Being nice can be funny. A lot of

Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.' — Ron Funches

Funny Jokes And Quotes By VanillaCreamPie8888: A good team needs three things: the right

A good team needs three things: the right people, the right spirit, and a couple inside jokes. — VanillaCreamPie8888

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Busy Philipps: As an actor, it's always fun when you're

As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny. — Busy Philipps

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Bill Bryson: I don't want to go and start trying

I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place. — Bill Bryson

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Mitt Romney: I love practical jokes and humor. That there's

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Bruce Robinson: I like situational comedy when people are being

I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes. — Bruce Robinson

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Mark Russell: I do jokes about what's funny, and both

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny. — Mark Russell

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Harland Williams: I don't laugh so much at jokes and

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny. — Harland Williams

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Jonathan Dunne: But some jokes are hilarious until they become

But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore. — Jonathan Dunne

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Doug Benson: I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed

I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don't smoke pot think it's a funny subject. — Doug Benson

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Unbeknown to us, some of the people who

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I think being successful in comedy is being

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Steve Wozniak: I wanted to be funny. And I'm always

I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays. — Steve Wozniak

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Many a man was caused to perish by

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Fred Allen: There are two kinds of jokes - funny

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. — Fred Allen

Funny Jokes And Quotes By David Mitchell: Who decides which defects are funny and which

Who decides which defects are funny and which ones are tragic? Nobody laughs at blind people or makes iron lung jokes. — David Mitchell

Funny Jokes And Quotes By Iliza Shlesinger: It feels amazing to just be here and

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. — Iliza Shlesinger