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Funny John B Quotes By Richard Widmark: John Ford was so funny that I couldn't

John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning. — Richard Widmark

Funny John B Quotes By John Green: Nerd life is just so much better than

Nerd life is just so much better than regular life. — John Green

Funny John B Quotes By John Sandford: Volvos are fundamentally invisible.

Volvos are fundamentally invisible. — John Sandford

Funny John B Quotes By John Green: Oh my god, I am a banana.

Oh my god, I am a banana. — John Green

Funny John B Quotes By John Sandford: Like the NRA says, it's better to have

Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it. — John Sandford

Funny John B Quotes By John Darnielle: I had a funny feeling that day, all

I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it. — John Darnielle

Funny John B Quotes By Elizabeth Gaskell: She never called her son by any name

She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny. — Elizabeth Gaskell

Funny John B Quotes By Barack Obama: It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's

It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it. — Barack Obama

Funny John B Quotes By Michael Crichton: You arrogant little snot (John Hammond)

You arrogant little snot (John Hammond) — Michael Crichton

Funny John B Quotes By Noel Gallagher: I don't like John Terry and I never

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney. — Noel Gallagher

Funny John B Quotes By David McCullough: Remove yourself, sir!

Remove yourself, sir! — David McCullough

Funny John B Quotes By George Lopez: Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain

Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through! — George Lopez

Funny John B Quotes By Alan Carr: What am I supposed to do if I

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act! — Alan Carr

Funny John B Quotes By Ann Somerville: Our witness, one Edward Littleton, was as gay

Our witness, one Edward Littleton, was as gay as Elton John's handbag. — Ann Somerville

Funny John B Quotes By Liane Moriarty: John-Paul?" TWO If this is a joke," said

John-Paul?" TWO If this is a joke," said Tess, "it's not funny. — Liane Moriarty