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It is far more important to me to preserve an unblemished conscience than to compass any object however great.
— William Ellery Channing
Admirals and Generals always want more ships and more weapons and they take the arguments where they can find them.
— Helmut Schmidt
Hey, I wasn't a weirdo. I was in the audio-visual club.
— D'arcy Wretzky
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.
— Adlai E. Stevenson
I am international. When I put out my second mixtape, we did four tours and a tour overseas.
— Theophilus London
I knew she wanted to ask what I was doing, but I had the advantage. Nobody liked to see me speak.
— John Darnielle
Anecdotes and maxims are rich treasures to the man of the world, for he knows how to introduce the former at fit place in conversation.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Professor Jenson had one goal in life: to be left alone.
— Heather M. Kaufman
I like being broken. It means I can have chocolate for breakfast.
— Jamie Campbell Bower
The true character of ministry is a servants heart.
— Harold Warner
I'm not a model or an actress; I'm just a 23 year old who likes to talk about science. Why does what I look like matter so much?
— Elise Andrew
For a long time, I was under the impression that 'Terry and the Pirates' was the best comic strip in the United States.
— John Updike
What did you expect?" he murmured. "Time passes.
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Customer complaints are the schoolbooks from which we learn.
— Lou Gerstner