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You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.
— Jerry Coleman
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.
— Jerry Coleman
Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.
— Jerry Coleman
You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.
— Jerry Coleman
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
— Jerry Coleman
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
— Jerry Coleman
There's a deep fly ball ... Winfield goes back, back ... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.
— Jerry Coleman
That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.
— Jerry Coleman
Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.
— Jerry Coleman
Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!
— Jerry Coleman
Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.
— Jerry Coleman
The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
— Jerry Coleman
Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
— Jerry Coleman
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.
— Jerry Coleman
It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.
— Jerry Coleman
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
— Jerry Coleman
There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.
— Jerry Coleman
If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
— Jerry Coleman
He can be lethal death.
— Jerry Coleman
Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting.
— Jerry Coleman
When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
— Jerry Coleman
That home run ties it up, 1-0.
— Jerry Coleman
Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is.
— Jerry Coleman
Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!
— Jerry Coleman
Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.
— Jerry Coleman
Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
— Jerry Coleman
Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.
— Jerry Coleman
The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.
— Jerry Coleman
With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!
— Jerry Coleman
Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
— Jerry Coleman
Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!
— Jerry Coleman
Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.
— Jerry Coleman
And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.
— Jerry Coleman
Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".
— Jerry Coleman
Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.
— Jerry Coleman
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
— Jerry Coleman
Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.
— Jerry Coleman
Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.
— Jerry Coleman
Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
— Jerry Coleman
Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.
— Jerry Coleman
The big ballpark can do it all!
— Jerry Coleman
Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.
— Jerry Coleman
From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.
— Jerry Coleman
If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.
— Jerry Coleman
Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
— Jerry Coleman
Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.
— Jerry Coleman
They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
— Jerry Coleman
The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.
— Jerry Coleman
He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
— Jerry Coleman
The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
— Jerry Coleman
The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri.
— Jerry Coleman
Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
— Jerry Coleman
We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
— Jerry Coleman
They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.
— Jerry Coleman
Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
— Jerry Coleman
Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
— Jerry Coleman
It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
— Jerry Coleman
Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
— Jerry Coleman
McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.
— Jerry Coleman
Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.
— Jerry Coleman
Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
— Jerry Coleman
The ballgame is over ... in this inning.
— Jerry Coleman
The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!
— Jerry Coleman
Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
— Jerry Coleman
Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
— Jerry Coleman
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
— Jerry Coleman
At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.
— Jerry Coleman
George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
— Jerry Coleman
Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.
— Jerry Coleman
And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.
— Jerry Coleman
Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.
— Jerry Coleman
There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.
— Jerry Coleman
What a great hitch to pit!
— Jerry Coleman
