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Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder. — Jay Leno

You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we can, and you call me "Jay-Z," and then laugh so hard. — Matthew Quick

Funny how any sentence that started with "honestly" usually wasn't. — Jay Bell

What part of Canada are you from, honey?"
"THE LEFT PART," said Jay. — Adam Rex

This time will be different. This time, I will stay awake. — Jennifer Niven

Free love is vibrator slogan. — Jay Caspian Kang

You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson. — Jay Nordlinger

I am an invisible monster, and I am incapable of loving anybody. You don't know which is worse. — Chuck Palahniuk

You can never miss your fate," Eleni would always say. "Even if it feels like it, it only means that your fate isn't what you thought. — Andrea Thalasinos

The first Olympic Games were held in 776 BC. Do you know who lit the flame? Betty White. — Jay Leno

No guy in the history of America has ordered a Smirnoff Ice at a bar without hating himself a little. — Jay Black

Therefore, you might end up, like be dead, with still having that notion of 'not giving up' in your mind. — Jay Mark D. Saga-ad

Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping. — Jay McLean

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. — Jay Leno

Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones. — Wendy Higgins

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street — Jay Leno

Julia, don't cry, love. I'm right here with you, and you're everything to me. — Kahlen Aymes

There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off.
"What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. — Jay Leno

I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny. — Jay Crownover

Sierra, it's Christmastime. Put a stupid mistletoe over his head and kiss him already! — Jay Asher

Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform. — Jay Leno

The world is hung up on food-based biofuels. Not only are they the wrong thing, they're the uneconomic thing. — Vinod Khosla

Meditation is witnessing. To meditate means to become a witness. Meditation is not a technique at all! This — Osho

Every day we wake up, we have an opportunity to do some good, but there's so much bad that you have to navigate to get to the good. — Chesley Sullenberger

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. — Jay London

I want my lobster in bite-sized pieces! How dare you make me chew more than thrice? — Adam Jay Epstein

One can't live with one's finger everlastingly on one's pulse. — Joseph Conrad

My dad, Donald, was a vet and had a practice in Yorkshire. Cats and dogs were his bread and butter, but his greatest love was large animals. — Alastair Campbell

I want to woo you with food now that I've wooed you with words, song, and the magic of my interpretive dance. — Stacey Jay

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. — Jay London

I know what falling off the cliff means. I know from being considered a very bright kid to being considered like a moron and dropping out of school. — Walter Dean Myers